Tech support...Boyfriend 5.0 vs Husband 1.0

by upside/down 5 Replies latest social humour

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Dear Tech Support:
    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
    flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
    valuable
    programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
    installed undesirable programs such as: NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and
    NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, it simply crashes the
    system.
    I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
    What
    can I do?

    Signed, Desperate
    ************
    Dear Desperate:
    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "G :/ I
    THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
    install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
    should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
    3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
    1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.

    CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
    supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband
    1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
    learn
    new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
    software
    to improve memory and performance. I
    personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck,

    Tech Support

    u/d (of the has trouble downloading sometimes class)

  • carla
    carla

    Love it!! What if I want to permanently remove a virus that infected Husband 1.0? carla

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    hit delete...

    Or get Norton Asshole Remover 3.1 (the updated version)

    u/d

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    u/d

    WOW, ... I can relate.

    What can I say, ... been there done that!!!

  • delilah
    delilah

    That was superb, upside/down......must show this to my husband. You, sir, are a genius.

  • upside/down
    upside/down
    You, sir, are a genius.

    No ma'am...I'm a plagarist...

    u/d

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