Ideas on turning the Watchtower organisation into something useful

by ballistic 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  ballistic

  Were you ever told on the doors to go do something useful?

  Rather than wish for the collapse of the WTBTS, why not come up with an idea for how it could be transformed, for example into a charity, useful organisation or company?

  What about a multi level marketing company selling toilet roll? They already have the ability to run off reems of paper and have all the elders and ministerial servants in place to demonstrate how to use toilet paper from the platform, and all the witnesses to go forth and sell! The world needs toilet paper!
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  Finally-Free

  Get every JW with a title and use them for experimental purposes. You know, useful experiments, like dumping them into the north atlantic to see whether they drown before they freeze to death.

  W *in a bad mood after reading Quotes thread*
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  Honesty

  How about transforming the WTBTS into an organisation whose only purpose is to dominate the world as the only government/religion.

  No, wait! That's what they are attempting to do. My mess up. Please disregard. No offense meant.
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  Perry

  Hi Ballistic,

  The organisation provides a very useful place for people to imagine their righteousness before God so that they can continue worshipping men whom they can see rather than the One they cannot see.

  A MLM company might satisfy the need of the R & F to follow men with the gift of gab for a while, but eventually they would actually receive some sort of payment or product and ruin the whole gratifying nature of self sacrifice.

  For the life of me, I can't think of a more useful function other than what the organization is now providing.
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  mrsjones5

  paper dollies?
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  ballistic

  Thats more like it mrs jones - this is a think tank, keep those ideas coming.