MAY I BE A HANDKERCHIEF TO OTHERS

by Ms. Whip 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • Ms. Whip
    Ms. Whip

    ok, i was bored and reading posts and started to google as i normally do when my eyes glaze over. i came accross JW-Connect! (which probably has been posted about many times on JWD)

    http://www.jw-connect.com/index.php?page=view_profile&id=6841

    i guess it's a JW online Match.com or something. ...well, this is the JW who's featured on their main page...

    so far, ms. whip has no nasty thoughts

    ...i look on-

    and this is his "About Me" blurb:

    "Take a moment to look at the lowly handkerchief... a very
    small thing, hidden in the pocket most of the tym but
    very useful and very handy for wiping away tears and
    perspiration... What about the necktie? The necktie is
    very visible, very prominent. But what is the necktie for?
    Not much really. Just for decoration, for display.
    Nothing more... Quite opposite of the lowly
    handkerchief..." "MAY I BE A HANDKERCHIEF TO OTHERS...
    hidden, but doin' everything with much luv..."

    so, i'm thinking "this little foreign JW boy wants to be my hanky!"

    oh my...ms. whip just figured out what she wants for christmas!

    altmr. hanky - the jw poo!

  • Ms. Whip
    Ms. Whip

    haha,

    i guess i'm the only one who found humor in a jw boy trying to get a date by comparing himself to a hanky.

    lol i'm more warped than i thought.

    carry on ~

    my loveable ex-jw friends!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    lol I just dont get the hanky thing - he wants to be a snotrag?

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    He might do better as a tissue.

    Theres always a box beside most womens beds!!!!

  • Ingenuous
    Ingenuous

    I remember posting on jw-connect. I'd always get a ton of messages from brothers in Africa. What's that about?

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Now that is just sad. Not only is this poor impressionable kid growing up and learning “truth” from a destructive cult but now his hanky pick up line that worked so well at the local district convention is under attack by a group of apostates at an apostate message board.

    Yes, this is indeed funny.

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    Do you think it has anything to do with this scripture?

    Acts 19:12 (New International Version)

    12 so that even handkerchiefs and aprons that had touched him were taken to the sick, and their illnesses were cured and the evil spirits left them.

    lisa

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