Who Said The WatchTower Isn't Educational??

by Stephanus 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Found this on the CDROM:

    *** w83 8/1 12 Insight on the News ***
    Now pornography’s stain is seen in the merchandising of beer. The Wall Street Journal reports on a new product called Nude Beer. On each bottle label is a woman wearing a bikini. When scratched with a fingernail, off comes the bikini! Will it sell? “The first week in California, we sold half a million dollars worth,” says the manufacturer. He now plans to produce beer labels with men wearing scratch-off bikinis. Why? “The women have been calling up,” he says in the Journal. “They really want to see a man.” For the future, he hopes to market Nude Wine. There is an expanding market for pornography because, as was the case in immoral Jerusalem of old, “people have loved it that way.”—Jeremiah 5:7, 8, 31.

    I then tried a quick search on the 'Web and turned this up:
    http://www.ambrew.com/labels/nudes/

    I must say I'm impressed, WBTS. I'll never say I've never learned anything useful from the Watchtower ever again! LOL

    Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
    A: Their lips are moving.

  • dunsscot
    dunsscot

    Hey Stephy,

    You know what brother Paul said about your kind:

    "Everything is pure to those whose hearts are pure. But nothing is pure to those who are corrupt and unbelieving, because their minds and consciences are defiled" (Titus 1:15).

    LOL!

    Duns the Scot

  • Jeremy Bravo
    Jeremy Bravo

    Duns, you naughty naughty boy!!
    You looked didn't you?

    Hahaha You're a good s**t.
    Jer.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    LOL Dunsscot. Unlike yourself, I wonder if the "meat in due season" (or the crumbs from the Brooklyn table) is simply all seasoning with no substance, so I like to check Watchtower declarations against reality. In all my years of surfing the net I've never come across "nude beer" in my usual surfing habits, so bang goes your "Stephanus is depraved" theory. As I said, I would have gone to my grave blissfully unaware of this product without this blatant attempt at titillation by Bethel.

    Shame on you for your arrogance and judgemental attitude! I'm happily married to a lovely woman who meets all my needs in that area, kinda in the way your fist meets all your needs...

    Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
    A: Their lips are moving.

  • somebody
    somebody

    I guess the brewski companies ignored the woman's request to have nude males on the bottles too. I didn't see any naked men. The "meat in due season" is kinda overdue!

    peace,
    somebody

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    LOL Good "point", Somebody! I only checked out the first page which came up in my search. Perhaps Dunsscot the diligent scholar has researched this topic further and can enlighten you further...

    Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
    A: Their lips are moving.

  • somebody
    somebody

    Stephanus,

    I'm sure the WBTS will research the subject more and feed it as spiritual food. If the beer companies add a sniff to the scratch, ( hey! now that's a money making idea!....damn...satan's got a hold of me AGAIN!) I bet the WBTS will be the first too know about it.

    peace,
    somebody

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Scratch and sniff! LOL

    You're right about them being the first to know. I bet it gets lonely in the writing department - it must be great to be able to "research" porngraphic material to keep up with the trends being followed by "this wicked system of things"! (Must be a real release - er, I mean "relief"!)

    Q: How do you know a Dub loyal to "Jehovah's Organisation" is lying?
    A: Their lips are moving.

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