by AlmostAtheist 2 Replies latest jw friends
This article explains it all: http://watleyreview.com/2005/091305-3.html
A taste:
A group of self-described "Ultra-Creationists" has formally petitioned the Kansas Board of Education to teach its own version of "intelligent design" in classrooms. Ultra-Creationists believe the world was created in 1997.
I may just have to move over to Ultra-Creationism. There are some "unfortunate issues" prior to 1997 that I would happily see go away!
Dave
They need to stop spreading their lies and join the REAL Truth: Last Thursdayism
A Last Thursdayist believes that the universe was created last Thursday. All of your memories from before then were cleverly inserted into your mind to make you believe that you existed before last Thursday. This is very similar to the way the geological record, dinosaur bones and light from distant galaxies was also setup to make it look like the universe is much older. This was all put into place to ensure that the universe functioned correctly and also serves to expose the nonbelievers so they may be burned at the stake for the blasphemers they are.
Actually I am a Reformed Last Thursdayist. We believe that the universe was created by noon of last thursday and not any sooner. The apostate Last Thursdayists still believe in the early morning creation which of course isnt found anywhere in the fossil record. We clearly preach that Wednesdayism is a Snare and a Racket.
W.Once
