Ozzie's Weekend Poll #148 Boring, boring!!

by ozziepost 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day all,

    So how's the weekend going? Here downunder we're almost into tomorrow - y'see the aussies always were ahead of the world!!

    Nah, you don't believe me, do you?

    OK, let's cut to the chase - the question this weekend is:


    What did you talk about on the way home from the meeting?

    1. The fine spiritual food we'd received.

    2. The poor spiritual food we'd received.

    3. Kids, we'll be home soon!

    4. Who wants McDonalds?

    5. That elder sure is a jerk!

    6. Sister so-and-so was at it again tonight.

    7. Did you see what she was wearing????

    8. I wonder if it's really true that it happened in 1914?

    9. Can you imagine it that all these houses we're passing are gonna be destroyed?

    10. The elders are coming round for a shepherding call this weekend.

    11. Why don't the elders visit us?

    12. .............................................................................

    13. What's for supper?

    14. I don't get it!

    15. Now, are you "reaching out" for "privileges"?

    16. Other (please tell us!!)


    OK, give it some thought over a nice cuppa or better, a glass of shiraz, and reminisce awhile. let us know.

    Enjoy.

    Cheers, Ozzie

    Freedom means not having to wear a tie.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    My step dad once spent the journey home telling me how bad my talk was and that I shouldn't have got bad counsel. I was only about 13.

  • Simon
    Simon

    12. I can't believe we missed [insert name of good tv programme] for THAT !

  • blondie
    blondie

    What did you talk about on the way home from the meeting?

    1. The fine spiritual food we'd received.

    Never

    2. The poor spiritual food we'd received.

    Too often, sometimes more that the food was poorly prepared, like taking a fine cut of steak and burning it into shoe leather.

    3. Kids, we'll be home soon!

    No kids

    4. Who wants McDonalds?

    No, we were a little more upscale when it came to restaurants.

    5. That elder sure is a jerk!

    Occasionally

    6. Sister so-and-so was at it again tonight.

    Sister Gossip is my Middle Name

    7. Did you see what she was wearing????

    I'm from the Midwest, where people are fashion challenged unless they are from Chicago

    8. I wonder if it's really true that it happened in 1914?

    What happened?

    9. Can you imagine it that all these houses we're passing are gonna be destroyed?

    Never, just the people.

    10. The elders are coming round for a shepherding call this weekend.

    Only if I had asked for 5 times and insisted. Usually it was my ruse for "what Bible scripture were you applying when you did this?" session. Submissively with a meek voice though.

    11. Why don't the elders visit us?

    Probably because of #10.

    12. .............................................................................

    13. What's for supper?

    We almost always went out.

    14. I don't get it!

    I got it all right, just didn't agree or see where the Bible applied.

    15. Now, are you "reaching out" for "privileges"?

    Never, privileges = chores the elders are too proud to do.

    16. Other (please tell us!!)

    We talked about what fun things we were going to reward ourselves with for our Endurance.

    Blondie

  • Shania
    Shania

    12: Could you believe that arrogant comment by Br. Pompus, he thinks his sh** don't smell.

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    12. That asshole didn't mow the lawn!

    Dismembered

  • under74
    under74
    9. Can you imagine it that all these houses we're passing are gonna be destroyed?

    I remember some sisters talking about this only the slant was "when the end comes, this is going to be my house." Sick and sad, sick and sad. However my mom (if we were without other JWs) would always say something like, "Remington Steel is on in 20 minutes...we have to get home fast."

  • lola28
    lola28

    12. Other... (on Tuesday nights its, I wonder if there is a new Law and Order on tonight) during Laker season its wonder how the game is going ( I missed one of the best games ever the season before last when Fisher made that lost shot, I sitll haven't been able to get over the fact that I missed that game...darn the bookstudy!)

    lola

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    15. Now, are you "reaching out" for "privileges"?

    Blah blah blah...

    Noe that I've got my privileges back, I should reach out for more...

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