Strange Experience Tonight...

Bendrr

Well, after a good dinner of leftovers tonight I decided to hit the little bar down the street for a few beers and some pool. Rachel was bartending and we talked a little. (did I mention she's a M.I.L.F.-a total babe?)
So before I hit the pool table, I was drinking a few and I hear this voice. "Hey, I like your boots." Well I look around and I'm the only one at the bar and it wasn't Rachel.
After a couple of games of pool by myself, the bar is stll pretty dead at this hour, I hear the same voice: "Wow, you play a good game".
So I walk over to the bar and tell Rachel I'm hearing voices and tell her what I heard. She just laughs and points to the dish of peanuts. "That's just the peanuts, Mike. They're complimentary!".
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(is this thing on?)
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mike.

roro

Oh its on. Your so money and you don't even know it!

Stephanus

From having lived in a students' house for 6 years, I've learned one thing: the terms "good" and "dinner of leftovers" do NOT go together!!!

w75 9/1 519 Insight on the News One young promiscuous woman who received a kidney from her older, conservative, well-behaved sister, at first seemed very upset. Then she began imitating her sister in much of her conduct.

outcast

A chicken and a horse became good friends on a farm. One day the horse fell into a huge mud hole. He yelled for the chicken to help him, the chicken didn't know what to do, but saw the farmers new BMW sitting in the driveway. The chicken quickly tied a rope to the bumper of the BMW, got in, and drove it to the mud hole, " grab the rope with your teeth!" she squawked, her friend the horse did, and was pulled to safety. The was grateful to his friend for saving his life.

A few weeks later, after a heavy summer rain, the chicken was chasing a grasshopper, and fell into the same mud hole. "Help me!" she squawked to her friend the horse, "get the BMW!" The horse said he didn't need it, and straddled the mud pond, and told the chick to grab onto his dick. She did, and he pulled her to safety.

The moral of the story?

If your hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

SlayerLayer

Mike consider this my virtual rotten tomato thrown in your direction. LOL

Slayer