John went to pick up Bessie for their date. He arrived a little early.... So Mother invited him in and asked "What is on the agenda for your date" John replies well dinner, a movie & maybe dancing,,,,, Oh said Mother " Bessie loves to screw!!! She screws with everybody! do that she will like that!!! john rather taken aback!! said Nothing!!!! Off when Bessie & John until later came in the door a very dishevelled Bessie " Mother you are so stupid!!!!!!! It is the TWIST!!!! I like !!!!!!
I found this funny
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kwintestal
Hahahahahahaha!
Kwin
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BrendaCloutier
Mouthy, you bad.
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FlyingHighNow
Awww, now that put a real smile on my face. And for some of you younger ones, the Twist was a dance from the very early 1960s. And it caused quite a scandal on its own.
What I love about you, Grace, you're just a touch of a naughty granny.
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mouthy
Brenda is this NEW LIGHT???? I have been for a LONG time!!!! Bad associations spoil useful habits!!!!
Been on here to long!!!!( Only kidding)
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mouthy
What I love about you, Grace, you're just a touch of a naughty granny.
Glad your not offended !! you see I dont have a naughty Grandad to share these jokes that touch my funny bone & I have one. ( Come to think of it I have a few funny bones my elbows, my knees, my shoulders, ) Oh but that is from my Rheamatoid Arthrities.
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FlyingHighNow
What I love about you, Grace, you're just a touch of a naughty granny. Glad your not offended !! you see I dont have a naughty Grandad to share these jokes that touch my funny bone & I have one. ( Come to think of it I have a few funny bones my elbows, my knees, my shoulders, ) Oh but that is from my Rheamatoid Arthrities.
You're wonderful and I aspire to be just like you someday, when I can get more interesting and gain a lot more wisdom.
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mouthy
"God choose the Foolish thing in the world to put the wise to shame."...I am far from wise darling Just Blessed!!!!!also a fool I was in the WT for 25 years a slow learner I guess!
