SLAP Your Coworker Day is Coming!!

BrendaCloutier

SLAP Your Coworker Day is Coming!!

SEPTEMBER 29, 2005 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you
have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do
you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth
and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO
obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on
behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce September 29
as SLAP YOUR CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
day.

* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.

* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.

* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault"
must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid-a$$
always f***ing up ****!"

* If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living daylights out of and
get to slapping.....and have a great day!

BrendaCloutier

Sorry. Cattle prods and fire arms are not allowed.

Qcmbr

I just said goodbye to a colleague who headed back to India but he gave me hours of fun bless his cotton socks you see his english wasn't easy to understand and a conversation would go like this:

'Hiya Dave, you good? I have exuded your code and I am thinking that you need to see.
Am I thinking right?'

'er..hi Rajiv(names hidden to protect the innocent) do you want me to come and fix it?'

quizzical look. 'You need to understand. I exuded your code. The bindings are making me wonder.'

'OK. I'll have a look'

follows behind looking at me like I'm an idiot while I head to his pc hoping that enlightenment will fall on me and somehow I'll see what is going on.

Ten minutes later.

'Right. I've had a look through the code and I've cleaned up a couple bugs I found - is that what you wanted?'

'No. That code was fine. I exuded (executed) your code and my code worked with it. I just came to say I think its ready.'

At which point I wander off embarrassed by my idiocy - thing is this Indian guy is a friggin' computer genius. This sort of thing happened several times and I spent hours debugging code that was absolutely fine thanks to my inability to understand.. ho hum.

BrendaCloutier

He should have slapped you upside the head before leaving, since he won't be there for "Slap Your Coworker Day"!

Poor guy!

Darth Yhwh

The irritating co-worker that I would like to slap is my boss. He is a know it all. No matter what the topic of conversation is he’ll be able to put in more than his two cents. If you have a story to tell that you think everyone will enjoy, his story will top it. Regardless of the topic: religion, philosophy, economics, agriculture, astronomy, history, mechanics….it doesn’t matter….he knows more than you! Just ask him, he’ll tell you.

in a new york bethel minute

The irritating co-worker that I would like to slap is my boss. ; He is a know it all

oh jesus that is one of the worst things to deal with... to me the only smart people are the ones who realise how little they know.

bethel minute

P.S. unfortunately in canada, the workers have this stupid thing called "rights." helps them get away with way to much shit. also, Unions don't help the situation much either

chrissy

can't wait!

you know that annoying little korean girl on gilmore girls.

the one that thinks she knows everything and judges everyone and is real loud and nervously obnoxious?

yeah, she works in my office. along w. tammie, a girl from Boise Idaho that is always repeating everything she says after she says it because i guess hearing herself talk once isnt enough. for example, she says, "interest rates are going up"..."oh my god, i'm like, interest rates are going up...hahaha."

Robdar

SLAP Your Coworker Day is Coming!!

Oh, yes! Praise Allah!

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

Damn!!!

Sad emo

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.

Does that mean if I only have one co-worker I can still slap them once every hour?

Frannie Banannie

OMG, Bren! I coulda used this a few years ago

I sent it to my daughter at her job right away! I'm sure she appreciates it.

Frannie

SLAP Your Coworker Day is Coming!!

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