Last night I was unable to submit this as a separate thread, yet today I am able. I will just cut/ copy/ paste what I submitted in the other thread then delete it out of that thread, if I'm able...
From last night:
Until I am able to submit this as a new thread, I will go ahead and post some interesting items I just stumbled upon in relation to E-Watchman (Robert King) and Pathways-Online (Timothy Kline/morloc) websites that seem to have much controversy going on, in which I had no idea, as it's been a while since I've read their sites:
Posted by morloc (Timothy Kline) on Pathways forum:
A brief word about the ongoing slander about me... [ click this link FIRST ] « on: September 22, 2005, 05:21:30 PM » ___________________________________
Scan these threads:
http://www.aimoo.com/forum/categories.cfm?id=311102&CategoryID=2967
_______ 3rd post: Would someone please grab me an icy cold cherry 7-up, with Splenda, out of the fridge while I open this? Oh, and might as well start a new bag of popcorn while you're in the kitchen. Thx!!:http://thetruthaboutthetruthaboutthetruth.blogspot.com/
Wowsers! This is great entertainment, I must admit.
Brings new meaning to "the truth shall set you free". [ Someone should whisper that into Bush's ear too, but I digress!! ]
___________ 4th post: Well, it just keeps getting better and better:E-Watchman's 2005 Much Peace And Love Convention Note: This is a total fabrication. If the events described are similar to actual events, it is by pure coincidence. Even the real people are fictional
This is a preview of the first convention of the e-Witnesses of Jehovah. We take you to the Saturday afternoon symposium entitled "Handling Your Ministry Aright". Brother Morloc narrating.
Morloc: Sister Luv, Tell us about how you are spreading the word about Brother Watchman to all the kingdom halls.
Sister Luv: Well Brother Morloc, as you know I have been disfellowshipped for two years now for standing up for the truth. Most of my old friends at the kingdom hall refuse to talk to me in keeping with the commandments of their God the Governing Body. However, my closest friend, sister Peace will sometimes talk to me on a limited basis.
Morloc: Have you been able to talk to her about the truth about the truth.
Sister Luv: Well at first she did not want to listen. I told her about the WT's 10-year affair with the UN. She told me there was no way that the society would have anything to do the UN. After all the UN is the disgusting thing that causes desolation. I even showed her the official UN documentation stating that the WT was a NGO from 1991 to 2001.
Morloc: Did this have an affect on her?
Sister Luv: Not really. She said unless she saw official documentation from the WT that they were an NGO she could not allow herself to believe it. Well, It just so happened that I had the official letter from the society headquarters to all congregations respecting the NGO matter. Boy was she ever shocked. She became very indignant because she felt the society had been using her for the last twenty years.
Morloc: Did she ever become a true lover of Jehovah?
Sister Luv: Brother Morloc, you can ask her yourself because she is sitting right next to me.
Applause...clap...clap...clap...clap...standing ovation...clap.... clap...applause.
Morloc: Sister Peace, It is such a pleasure to have you here with true lovers of Jehovah.
Sister Peace: Thank you Brother Morloc. It is good to be here.
Morloc: What did you do when you found out about the truth about the truth?
Sister Peace: Well, immediately I went to the elders and submitted my resignation as a pioneer. You see I have been pioneering for the last 20 yrs. They asked my why I was resigning. I told them that I thought I was spreading the good news about the kingdom, instead I find out it is really the good news about the UN. Then I showed them the various Awakes that featured the UN.
Morloc: What did they have to say about that?
Sister Peace: Well, they said that the Awake is a news magazine the reports on a variety of subjects. But then I showed them the proof about the WT being an NGO. They asked my where I got this material and that is when I showed them Brother Watchman's essays on the NGO Matter.
Morloc: How did they react to that?
Sister Peace: They wanted to know if I was planning to show this to anyone else. I told them my intention was to tell the truth to all who will listen. Well they tried to reason with me for a while but finally they said they couldn't allow me to spread apostate material throughout the kingdom hall and cause divisions. I told them I refuse to listen to any more hypocrisy from the WT. To make a long story short I was summarily disfellowshipped.
Morloc: Brothers and Sisters, Let's show this kind sister our love for the stand she is making.
Clap.... clap.... applause
Morloc: How are things going for you now that you are disfellowshipped?
Sister Peace: I won't lie to you brother Morloc. It has been a bit struggle. I do miss my friends very much. As consolation however, I can now associate with some of my old acquaintances that had previously been disfellowhipped. Although most of them live a worldly life filled with debauchery, they say they still love Jehovah. I am in a much better position to comfort them now then before when I could not even speak a greeting.
Morloc: Thank you sister Peace and sister Luv. You are certainly a fine example of true love.
Clap...clap...applause.
Morloc: Remember the prophet Nathan who corrected David for his adulteress affair with Bathsheba. We are pleased to have with us today the modern day Nathan, Brother SOC, as he handles our question and answer session. Clap clap clap.
SOC: Brothers aren't we glad to be here where we are able to express ourselves freely without fear of being removed from the congregation? Clap applause...Unlike the Pharisaical WT we can here discuss subjects that are near and dear to our hearts without fear of being censored and so we have instituted this question and answer session. First question, yes, Diogenes please.
Diogenes: Yes, before I talk to anyone about the child abuse policy of the WTS. Could I please find out which letter or publication states that child abuse should be handled by the elders in house, and should not be reported to the police and anyone doing so will be disfellowshipped or reproved?
SOC: Remove this man from the auditorium! (Security guards escort him out). We will not be allowing any support of the Baal-like child molesting policy of the WT. Anyone supporting the WT in this will be removed immediately. Next question, please. 3w please.
3w: Yes, I have here proof that the WTS was not lying when they explained their NGO association with the UN. Can I get your response on this please?
SOC: Remove this man from the auditorium. The unholy apostasy of the WT with the UN will not be discussed here. Anyone supporting the WT in their lying adultery will be removed immediately. We will not allow liars and slanderers to disturb the peace and love of true lovers of Jehovah. (Security guards escort 3w out of the auditorium) Next question. Benjamin.
Benjamin: E-W has previously said we should not tell others in the congregation the truth about the truth and we should not force medicine down the throat of JWs who are not spiritually ill, when did this change so that we should now speak out to all in the Kingdom Hall.
SOC: I will defer to E-W on this one. Oh, I'm sorry. E-W says we are out of time for this part.
Lets please give our attention to Brother Bowen and his talk entitled, Silent Lambs, Brother Bowen we will listen in silence.
Bowen: The WTS has sit idly by and allowed the molesting of thousands of silent lambs as we well know. In our previous campaign against them much good has been accomplished. We have our lawyers out in full force to bring them to justice, as well as our large army of brothers and sisters who speak out for these silent lambs.
In this regard I am pleased to announce the release of this new stuffed animal, Lamb Chops. (Holds up stuffed animal along with much applause)
We will be using this animal in our next throwing campaign to all the KHs throughout the U.S. You will take notice of the rougher texture and stuffing, not of cotton but of beans, making our message against these harbingers of child molesters much more hard hitting than ever.
Applause.
Lets look in on a demonstration to see how this can be done.
Demonstration: A group of brothers standing and talking outside the KH. A silent lamb sister runs by and throws the stuffed animal and hits one brother in the head as she continues to run away as she shouts out, ?Give justice to the Silent Lambs!'. (Crowd applauds)
Bowen: Thank you sister, for that wonderful demonstration. Now lets interview our brother who has been very diligent in getting out our hard-hitting message, Brother Slingshot. Brother slingshot, I understand you have used a unique approach in our campaign to get the word out.
Bro slingshot: Yes, brother Bowen, I have developed a large slingshot. I drive by in my car, put the stuffed lamb in the sling shot and let it fly toward the KH with great force following the example of David when killing Goliath.
Bro Bowen: Has this method proved to be successful.
Bro Slingshot: Yes it has, brother Bowen. I was able to sling 107 stuffed lambs last month hitting 86 different persons with them.
Clap...clap...clap applause galore.
Bowen: Have you had any responses from your method of delivery?
Bro Slingshot: Why yes I have. One person picked the lamb up and tried to throw it back at me. But it in no way had near the force that it had when I shot it at him.
Bro Bowen: Thank you brother Slingshot. Your example is one to imitate. May all of us, use this new Lamb Chops to bring much praise to our God above. Clap clap clap.
Next brother Watchman will deliver his keynote address "Jehovah Himself Has Become King"
Clap. Clap...clap.
Watchman: Slimy adulterating liars, harbingers of child molesters, adulterers, full of demon-inspired doctrines, directed by lawyers who only concern is pocketing more money, practitioners of modern day Baal worship. At first glance a discerning person may think that I am describing Christendom. What if I were to tell you that this is an accurate description of the very ones that publish the Watchtower and Awake magazines. As hard as it is to believe, it is all true. I have spent the past 10 yrs documenting the hypocrisy of the WT including the NGO affair and the Silent Lambs. And now I am glad to announce that I have compiled it all together in my new book entitled The Repo-- (holds up The Report by TWMC) Um, I mean "Jehovah Himself Has Become King" [Puts The Report down and holds Become King Book up with his right hand].
Applause...clap...clap...clap...clap...standing ovation...clap.... clap...applause.
Watchman: Time has come my dear brothers and sisters to expose the WT for their hypocrisy. The WT is guilty of lording over the lowly publishers just like the Pharisees did. I encourage everyone here to buy extra copies and distribute it to all who will listen. Yes indeed NOW is the time to "Advertise, Advertise, Advertise" the WT hypocrisy and the NGO adultery.
Applause...clap...clap...clap...clap...standing ovation...clap.... clap...applause.
Watchman: Yes, for a nominal charge of $24.95 you too can do the work that Jesus commissioned us to do. Tell the truth about those taking the lead in that demon inspired organization called the Watchtower Bible Society.
Lets look on at how we might distribute this book.
Demonstration: Brother tip-toeing quietly in KH library. Removes ?Let Your Kingdom Come' Book off the bookshelf and replaces it with ?Jehovah Himself Has Become King'. Quietly tip toes away with big smile on his face.
Applause clap clap. Watchman: Thank you for that well thought out demonstration. May we all use my new book to bring praise to the Most High against the slimy, greedy, Baal worshiping, demon inspired, adulterating, and lying organization of the WTBTS. Watchman: Much peace and love, much peace and love. Applause...clap...clap...clap...clap...standing ovation...clap.... clap...applause.
Version # 2:
http://inconvention.blogspot.com/ _____________ sKally