Come one, come all and learn to write like a Jehovah's Witness

by free2beme 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • free2beme
    free2beme

    Wanting to get a point across and needing some back up quotes or information to support you? Does it bother you that often those quotes are full of information that contradicts your thoughts or might not even support it in the least? Well today is your lucky day, for now you can write just like a Jehovah's Witness and look good doing it. No longer will you be tied down to those hours of research, looking for things that say what you want and going threw all those quotes from people who just don't hit the nail on the head. Now the solution is here and it is so simple, you will be shocked at how easy it is to work with and use. What am I talking about? Well the wait is over, and here is the solution to all your problems!

    "..."

    Yes, three simple dots, that all it takes. Can you believe it, or do you even understand what I am saying? Well take for example this quote from John F Kennedy

    "And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country. "

    Ever wish you could get this quote to actually support a more laid back and lazy life style. It's easy, with the help of the Jehovah's Witness favorite tool. Just watch!

    "And so, my fellow Americans, ask ... what your country can do for you ..."

    Wow, feel the release of stress in knowing you no longer have to "ask what you can do for your country?" I know I do and the usefulness of this tool is endless. You can take famous people and use the "..." to make it sound like they are insane, when their not, or even make them sound angry, when their happy. It is so easy, you no longer have to be tied down to all those restrictive facts and needless words that get in the way of the point you know they would have made, had they known how much you wanted your thoughts supported. If god were human, his middle name would have been "..." to allow for so much ease in understanding.

    So what are you waiting for, time to punch those "..." and get in line with the best kept secret in the Witness faith. Your readers will not even notice it, and often they will thank you for making their life more simple with you already doing the editing for them. Because, even if they ask, "what other words fit in here", you can mention that most people do not read every word anyway and you just figured, "why waste the ink." They will thank you, trust me, even support your use of these "..." in quotes from people in books, by not researching the missing pieces and even thinking, "this must be the whole quote anyway." The possibilities are endless my friends, endless, and you can use them all you want.

    Remember what Neil Armstrong said " That's one small step ... for mankind." So take those small steps today, and use the "..." when ever you need it! Just like our friends in Brooklyn.

  • Caedes
    Caedes

    ...

  • Caedes
    Caedes

    I feel better already.

  • Mary
    Mary

    "...Million now living will.........die!"

    Yep, works for me!

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    ...

    u/f(of the it does feel ... better class)

  • Fatfreek
    Fatfreek

    What a great tool, the ellipsis: "In the beginning ... Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen." Fats

  • Mary
    Mary

    "...And Eve said to Adam.......What will be the sign of your coming?"

    And Adam said: "...Let no one deceive you..........I am coming quickly!! A-MEN!!!

  • defd
  • undercover
    undercover

    "In the beginning...Amen"

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