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  Fun with the book of Job

  by sowhatnow in

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  2. bible

  fun with the book of jobjob ch 1 vs4 they celebrated birthdays.

  ] and it was several days long...new international version4 his sons used to hold feasts in their homes on their birthdays, and they would invite their three sisters to eat and drink with them.orother version...4 his sons used to go and hold a feast in the house of each one on his day, and they would send and invite their three sisters to eat and drink with them.

  [how would a jw twist the following scripture that says job offered a sin offering in case the sinned...]5.after a series of banquet days was complete, job would send for them in order to sanctify them.

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  "Fun with the book of Job"

  I don't think this will catch on like Fun with Dick and Jane.

  The book of Job is a real downer. Yeah, the parties are all fun until everyone dies and shit.
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  HEADS UP: Tony the 3rd life story. W15 05/15.

  by campaign of hate in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  haven't got an electronic copy, or scans.

  just a heads up..

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  Hope they get a catchy promo song like ET and Extra have for their interviews with the stars of GBTV.
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  The Adventures of JWCart and "I-Am-The-Cart" TWITTER, SOON! I will up-build you till you return to our Loving Organization!

  by JWCart1975 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i talked with my pusher, puller i mean, she's really pissed off i opened up a twitter account she's threatening to drive her car over my frame if i misbehave and more, so much for my point of view.

  after much deliberation, we decided she could count her field service minutes only if people see my pretty logo (jw.org), finally she took me off the roof-rack and returned me to my right place, passenger side.

  in the passenger's seat of our car, i smile at the homeless people walking the streets, "can we pull over and talk to them, can you buy them something to eat?

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  Cart75 - Have you ever watched the movie Her by any chance?
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  why cant I sign out?

  by sowhatnow in

  1. forum
  2. tech-support

  i cant sign out.

  every time i come to the site, im already signed in i click sign out over and over again and it wont sign me out.. whats the secret, lol..

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  Maybe it's Satan.
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  Can we be deleted as an appointed man, or disfellowshipped without meeting in a committee?

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so, i am genuinely wondering if the above is possible nowdays?.

  with the changes in the power structure of co's, the changes in gb directives re never questioning "jehovah's appointed channel etc", i wonder if "disciplne can be given out in absence?.

  i know that several elders in our cong have little "discussions" about my apparant slackening off, and would love to take action against me... they have tried to chat with me but that has been shot down.. so i wonder if they could just make a decision without me being present for it?

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  You had to know in your heart of hearts that this day was coming though, right?

  It might not feel like it now, but seriously, they have done you a favor.
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  Magic in Watchtower World..Sparlock the Warrior Wizard Toy..VS..The Singing WBT$ Literature "Cart with a Heart"..

  by OUTLAW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in watchtower world... magic is evil.....from satan!

  the wbt$ video "become jehovahs friend"... is about caleb and his sparlock warrior wizard toy... the lesson is "magic is evil"... .

  in the wbt$ video 'if you could see what i see"... your taken though the day of a wbt$ literature "cart with a heart"... it has a home... it thinks..it can see..it hears..it sings..it can feel!!...

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  That singing cart with it's arse-nal of toilet seats is just nasty!

  WTwiz - hmmm....If it did start to rain the song would go something like

  I'm scamming in the rain,

  just scamming in the rain,

  what a glorious scam this is

  I'm rich and vain... 
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  Seriously, Why Can’t Jehovah’s Witness Women Wear Pants?

  by Watchtower-Free in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i found this.

  http://jwvictims.org/2014/02/05/seriously-why-cant-jehovahs-witness-women-wear-pants/.

  seriously, why cant jehovahs witness women wear pants?.

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  It's the old "women trying to be men" thing. According to insecure misogynists, if women wear "masculine" clothes like trousers, then they must be either trying to be men or are lesbians.
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  Serious business

  by brandnew in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this my friends will help in a long struggle that me and my girlfriend are having.........does the toilet paper unravel over or under.

  thank you for your cooperation on this timely matter...

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  Over.
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  Magic in Watchtower World..Sparlock the Warrior Wizard Toy..VS..The Singing WBT$ Literature "Cart with a Heart"..

  by OUTLAW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in watchtower world... magic is evil.....from satan!

  the wbt$ video "become jehovahs friend"... is about caleb and his sparlock warrior wizard toy... the lesson is "magic is evil"... .

  in the wbt$ video 'if you could see what i see"... your taken though the day of a wbt$ literature "cart with a heart"... it has a home... it thinks..it can see..it hears..it sings..it can feel!!...

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  Imagine what Stephen King could do with a plot line for a singing cart ......Christine the sequel maybe.
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  Some screenshots from new KH meeting!

  by pixel in

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  they just put up a link to watch a replay of the "new kh meeting", here some screenshots.. .

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  Introducing the ....MacKingdom Hall!!