Posts by sparrowdown

14

Anyone interested in their ashes on the moon?

by James Mixon in

jw
friends

for only $12,500.00 your ashes can be put on the moon or $5,000 for a burial in low-earth orbit, where a travel-shampoo-size urn can spin for years at 17,000 mph until it gradually descends into the white-hot re-entry atmosphere.they hope to have a cemetery on the moon complete with plots and ceremonial adornments..just think every time it's a full moon you look up in the sky and you will always see you love one.

a thought, you are resurrected on the moon.....

sparrowdown

That's exactly right rebel8 a perfect business for scammers, maybe WT could offer a similar service or partner up with NASA or Elon Musk and the GB members could drop off peoples remains of on their way up to heaven.

34

cleveland ohio RC notes

by nowwhat? in

peak attendance 7100. baptised 38 mixed bag of old and young.

youngest age 10. saw no brothers with beards.

better than average .50% growth.

sparrowdown

Is that 50% growth? Of baptisms or attendance?

51

I was impressed by part of today's symposium entitled ' Safeguard your children from what is evil'

by UnshackleTheChains in

well i have to give credit where credit is due.

it was the part of today's symposium - build a house that will endure.

the part i was most impressed with was 'safeguard your children from "what is evil".

sparrowdown

Thanks John Davis for posting that.

What struck me about that letter is the language. WT's creative preface language designed to make sure it never happens "in some cases" do I need to say more.

Sneaky weasely bastards can never just give unqualified instructions re child abuse you gotta ask yourself: why the hell not? Sorry no medals for most improved religion awarded based on that letter.

64

My jaw dropping OMG moment at the end of the convention

by UnshackleTheChains in

yes folks.

over the past few days i can honestly say the convention was relatively quite good.

most of the talks, videos, symposiums were in line with scripture if you have faith in the bible.

sparrowdown

So no need to worry bout partaker numbers going up because the some them are fake...h hm...I mean "mistaken" lol.

So how do they determine the partakers from faketakers?

Maybe we need Brother Splane to splane the number of overlapping partakers and faketakers with a chart and a pointing stick.

35

Question for those who went to the RC

by joe134cd in

i'm just curious with all the happy clapping that is now going on with the singing at the conventions.

what has been the reaction to it with the r&f.

has anyone ever commented that it reminded them of a pentecostal revival meeting.

27

Of all the bible characters would you like any as a friend ?

by Chook in

tax collector guy might help out..

sparrowdown

Yeah, I 'm with Simon, Jesus is probly one of the most intriguing characters.

And, Jonah sounds like he'd be good for a laugh.

I 'd like to punch Lot in the junk.

32

What masters degree would a Jw university offer?

by Chook in

masters degree in panda marketing..

sparrowdown

@jwleaks "an overlapping degree"

Yeah, lol, it's affectionately known amongst evil regimes as the trifecta of mind control.

51

I was impressed by part of today's symposium entitled ' Safeguard your children from what is evil'

by UnshackleTheChains in

well i have to give credit where credit is due.

it was the part of today's symposium - build a house that will endure.

the part i was most impressed with was 'safeguard your children from "what is evil".