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  Science may answer the question: Is there a God?

  by Old Navy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9qkdv6yg3s.

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  Science has discovered a gene associated (VMAT2 gene) with belief in God.
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  Your donations at work: WT Farms “inspirational” corn maze

  by betterdaze in

  1. social
  2. humour

  “best life ever” is displayed at watchtower farms, near pine bush.

  the jehovah’s witnesses' maze is a work of devotional art, and not intended for exploration like the pagan ones made for hudson valley tourists every halloween.

  source: lohud.com.

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  You're welcome stuck, I can spot a penis or as K99 said "a giant knob" at twenty paces.....oh no no no.... that doesn't sound too good does it...I'm really not....oh crap I'll shut up now.
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  Why I get out of bed every morning.

  by compound complex in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  because someone needs my help.. as a jw -- you can relate -- i truly believed that what everyone really needed was the kingdom hope and its eventual reality.

  you know, the hope that does not lead to disappointment.

  of course, if anyone needed practical help with a task or getting through some difficulty, most of us realized that was part of being a helpful and caring friend (or family member).. at nearly seventy years of age -- no, i didn't enter the promised kingdom in my healthful and vibrant youth -- my getting out of bed isn't so bad.

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  Wonderful news CoCo.

  All WT crap aside, a few simple words of encouragement, support and appreciation can be all that's needed to regain some sense of purpose, balance and worth. You do this everyday CoCO I'm sure of it, so thank you sir.

  Appreciation; it costs nothing folks but it can pull someone back from the brink.
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

  by usualusername1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  Why Has God Been So Patient???!!!

  We'd call those covers "clickbait" now.
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  Why pigs???

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  why did jesus supposedly cast the demons into a herd of pigs?.

  (matt 8 / luke 8).

  and, how were there so many demons inside one man, that when "released" by jesus, it took a whole pack of pigs to contain them??.

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  "...not a joking matter..." DJ

  Oh crap, oops too late for me I have committed the horrible sin of joking about "serious matters" like religion all the time.

  What can I say, it's my coping mechanism.
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

  by usualusername1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  OMG wifi, those covers are appalling in so many ways!
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

  by usualusername1 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  sparrowdown

  Alternative titles:

  Charlie Angels.

  Prostitute Diaries: A tell all of famous clients.
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  Why pigs???

  by stuckinarut2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  why did jesus supposedly cast the demons into a herd of pigs?.

  (matt 8 / luke 8).

  and, how were there so many demons inside one man, that when "released" by jesus, it took a whole pack of pigs to contain them??.

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  I'm thinking every story in the bible is allegorical and was always meant to be.

  Take this story, well first off there were no cops in the first century (I'm kidding.)
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  Checklist for Audit of File

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  uk: 2017 checklist for audit of file.

  context on how this is used:.

  2015. december 9, 2008 to all bodies of elders re: data protection procedures.

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  Aka checklist for destroying evidence.

  From your brothers at Bastards Inc
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  Jehovah’s Witnesses and “the Friends”

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i never understood why many jehovah’s witnesses will say “the friends”.

  it seems so mormon like..

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  I mostly heard them say "the brothers." Cult/groupthink red flag right there.

  Like the mafia says "the family" it's never a good sign to be referred to in the collective.