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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

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  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  Jws certainly have their priorities right.

  JW to do list:

  Must shun Tom, Bill and Mary today

  JW to not do list :

  Must not eat cookies shaped like men that taste like ginger
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  GOOD GOD OC!

  Those GB people have huuuuuuge red eyes!
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  Come to think of it OC I have never seen a gingerbread man with junk so was he ever a man?
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  What about gingerbread men with beards ?

  JW = mind blown.
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  Aliens

  by Jayk in

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  i thought i was weird that i believe in aliens.

  until i remembered that people believe there is a god..

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  If it's any consolation for feeling weird about it governments from around the world have spent a lot of time, effort and money looking for evidence of alien life.
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  Oh yeah they are concerned about gingerbread being pagan but that's only the half of it with these babies. Isn't it about time we all admit the term "ginger" bread "man" is racist and sexist.

  Now, just in case any of you think I'm being serious LOLLOLLOL!!!
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  “THE ‘GOVERNING BODY’ SHOW...!!” haha, I’ve used this expression twice now with Jdubs...

  by Muddy Waters in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hahaha, i’m so “brazen”, lol.

  but we’ve had the jws be pretty active in our territory recently, and i got to say this to them on two separate occasions, to three different borgites, lol!

  (it was a glorious moment for me, haha!).

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  You would think they are the first people in history to create a website and videos by the way they bang on about it.
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  Atheists for Jehovah

  by slimboyfat in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there are hundreds or thousands of websites on jehovah's witnesses with all sorts of slants, but i have never come across any specifically for atheist jehovah's witnesses.

  has anyone ever seen a site for atheist witnesses?

  i think it would be a great idea, and we could call it atheists for jehovah, as a counterpart to the atheists for jesus.

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  Atheists for Jehovah is sort of what JWs are.

  They don't "believe in God, religion or the bible" they only believe in one thing - the borg LOL.
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  The wife told me I think too much...

  by James Mixon in

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  please tell me how not to think too much and get a good night sleep.

  when i was a jw i didn't think too much because i knew everything, but now my mind works overtime.

  how in the hell can i shut it down and stop the anxiety???

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  Have an evening sleep ritual something to signal to your brain it's time to start winding down.

  Avoid devices and screens after a certain hour.

  Don't eat too late.

  Avoid caffeine late in the day.

  Avoid alcohol at bedtime as it may help you fall asleep but cause to wake a few hours later and getting back to sleep wil be more difficult than if you had none. Also will cause rebound anxiety.

  Read something boring and comforting at bedtime - fiction is good for this.

  Focus on breathing inhale for 7 hold for 5 exhale for eight - repeat.

  You are not your thoughts.
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  2018 RC ... and 2017 AGM

  by neat blue dog in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  on another post of mine someone replied with a twitter link showing these stills from the next movie to be shown at 2018's rc, about jonah.

  not only is it very early for any leaks to be coming from the convention, but the images appear to be taken off of another screen, which leads me to believe someone behind the scenes leaked this against explicit directions.. also .

  where's the agm video leak by now?

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  Good point Waton.