"...not a joking matter..." DJ
Oh crap, oops too late for me I have committed the horrible sin of joking about "serious matters" like religion all the time.
What can I say, it's my coping mechanism.
sparrowdown
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Why pigs???
by stuckinarut2 inwhy did jesus supposedly cast the demons into a herd of pigs?.
(matt 8 / luke 8).
and, how were there so many demons inside one man, that when "released" by jesus, it took a whole pack of pigs to contain them??.
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Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake
by usualusername1 inin my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.
cheers.
paul.
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sparrowdown
OMG wifi, those covers are appalling in so many ways!
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Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake
by usualusername1 inin my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.
cheers.
paul.
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sparrowdown
Alternative titles:
Charlie Angels.
Prostitute Diaries: A tell all of famous clients.
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Why pigs???
by stuckinarut2 inwhy did jesus supposedly cast the demons into a herd of pigs?.
(matt 8 / luke 8).
and, how were there so many demons inside one man, that when "released" by jesus, it took a whole pack of pigs to contain them??.
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sparrowdown
I'm thinking every story in the bible is allegorical and was always meant to be.
Take this story, well first off there were no cops in the first century (I'm kidding.)
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Checklist for Audit of File
by wifibandit inuk: 2017 checklist for audit of file.
context on how this is used:.
2015. december 9, 2008 to all bodies of elders re: data protection procedures.
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sparrowdown
Aka checklist for destroying evidence.
From your brothers at Bastards Inc
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Jehovah’s Witnesses and “the Friends”
by minimus ini never understood why many jehovah’s witnesses will say “the friends”.
it seems so mormon like..
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sparrowdown
I mostly heard them say "the brothers." Cult/groupthink red flag right there.
Like the mafia says "the family" it's never a good sign to be referred to in the collective.
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which member of the GB would you like to see on here ?
by stan livedeath inif any member of the gb were to turn apostate---and join this site-----who would you like it to be ?
and why ?.
and--least like--and why ?.
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sparrowdown
The GB memeber I would most like to see on here...hmm...let's see....Lett would probly be hilarious, he could parody himself it would be a laugh and a half.
The GB member most likely to turn apostate to me would be...hmmm...wait...let me think...um...still thinking...you may have to leave it with for a while as they all seem to be enjoying their work so much it's hard to say.
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If the WTBTS Was Disbanded Tomorrow...
by Cimarrona inhow would the gb, do, co, bethelites, elders, pioneers, etc list their now-meaningless positions on their resume?
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sparrowdown
GB would do just fine. DOs are already gone. COs are on borrowed time and all the others are dispensable, but Warwicke and JWdotborg and borgbroadcasting are here to stay and they will need staff.
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Are any of the 1st Cnetury Apostles Still Alive Today ?
by maccauk inthe second coming was in the 1st century all things have been fulfilled because jesus told them some would still be alive when he returned.
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sparrowdown
Oooh Kaaay.
Anything more you like to add or is this drive-by evangelism?
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Your donations at work: WT Farms “inspirational” corn maze
by betterdaze in“best life ever” is displayed at watchtower farms, near pine bush.
the jehovah’s witnesses' maze is a work of devotional art, and not intended for exploration like the pagan ones made for hudson valley tourists every halloween.
source: lohud.com.
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sparrowdown
I think that's a penis on the far right of the maze lol (again, joke).