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  Apostate Monthly: We totally have to do this. Created by Darkspilver

  by Diogenesister in

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  😃 funny as
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  Charles Take Russell was an "American That Mattered"

  by Wild_Thing in

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  according to this website ... http://www.americansthatmatter.com/charles-taze-russell/.. fairly accurate.

  it must be new.

  i haven't seen it before.

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  Nothing new just the official story. Doesn't say in what way he "mattered" to America apart from being a popular preacher - big whoop. Where ever would America be today without "CT" and the JW religion lol.
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

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  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  Jws certainly have their priorities right.

  JW to do list:

  Must shun Tom, Bill and Mary today

  JW to not do list :

  Must not eat cookies shaped like men that taste like ginger
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

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  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  GOOD GOD OC!

  Those GB people have huuuuuuge red eyes!
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
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  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  Come to think of it OC I have never seen a gingerbread man with junk so was he ever a man?
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
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  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  What about gingerbread men with beards ?

  JW = mind blown.
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  Aliens

  by Jayk in

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  i thought i was weird that i believe in aliens.

  until i remembered that people believe there is a god..

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  If it's any consolation for feeling weird about it governments from around the world have spent a lot of time, effort and money looking for evidence of alien life.
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  You Just Can't Make This S--t Up!

  by FedUpJW in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i know this is kind of trivial but i don’t want to partake in something that might have connections with something that jehovah disapproves of.

  i checked the watchtower library and i didn’t find anything on gingerbread man cookies.. .

  good lord...how incredibly stupid and helpless are jdubs getting?

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  Oh yeah they are concerned about gingerbread being pagan but that's only the half of it with these babies. Isn't it about time we all admit the term "ginger" bread "man" is racist and sexist.

  Now, just in case any of you think I'm being serious LOLLOLLOL!!!
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  “THE ‘GOVERNING BODY’ SHOW...!!” haha, I’ve used this expression twice now with Jdubs...

  by Muddy Waters in

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  hahaha, i’m so “brazen”, lol.

  but we’ve had the jws be pretty active in our territory recently, and i got to say this to them on two separate occasions, to three different borgites, lol!

  (it was a glorious moment for me, haha!).

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  You would think they are the first people in history to create a website and videos by the way they bang on about it.
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  Atheists for Jehovah

  by slimboyfat in

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  there are hundreds or thousands of websites on jehovah's witnesses with all sorts of slants, but i have never come across any specifically for atheist jehovah's witnesses.

  has anyone ever seen a site for atheist witnesses?

  i think it would be a great idea, and we could call it atheists for jehovah, as a counterpart to the atheists for jesus.

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  sparrowdown

  Atheists for Jehovah is sort of what JWs are.

  They don't "believe in God, religion or the bible" they only believe in one thing - the borg LOL.