Posts by Dimples

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Another newbie

by karen96 in

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i've been reading the forum for a while and think it's great!

i've been out for almost 9 years, but recently have felt a need to connect with other exjw's and decided to post.

i think what you all are doing is wonderful, and i hope to be an active participant!.

Dimples

Welcome Karen! It is a pleasure to meet you.

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Wish me luck

by Es in

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friends

i have an appointment on monday with a plastic surgeon, i have had a sunspot on my face for many years i have had it looked at before, no one was really stressed bout it.

but over the last couple of weeks its been changing shape and colour!!!!

so im booked in on monday for consultation where they will determine whether is begnin or cancerous and hopefully remove it.

Dimples

Es,

Hoping all goes well for you. Keep us posted!

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Snooty Chickenbutt

by Dimples in

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friends

my new name is snooty chickenbutt...

follow the instructions to find your new

name and post it so we can all have fun.

Dimples

Can I change my name, please????

No, Hubert....I like it

What a Stupid thing to waste time doing.
I've got better things to do with my time.
Sheesh!!

Scooby, sure you do...but you have to admit it was fun

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Just had to share this one....As we age, our priorities change

by hubert in

the other day i came home and was greeted by the wife,

dressed only in a very sexy underwear and holding a

couple of short velvet ropes.

Seafood Fest at my house !!

by hubert in

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well, tomorrow's my birthday, and when my daughter asked me what i wanted, i said, how about having a seafood fest?.

so, we went to the fish market today, and bought lobsters, clams for steaming, and pre-cooked shrimp !!!

i even went to the food market and bought frozen scallops wrapped in bacon !!

Dimples

I seafood. Enjoy! I hope you have a fun-filled birthday!

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Snooty Chickenbutt

by Dimples in

jw
friends

my new name is snooty chickenbutt...

follow the instructions to find your new

name and post it so we can all have fun.

Dimples

My new name is Snooty Chickenbutt... Follow the instructions to find your new name and post it so we can all have fun.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barf fy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

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hello all - new here

by GoingGoingGone in

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friends

hello everyone, this is my first post.... i'm in the process of fading after being a jw my entire life (almost).

i don't go to meetings anymore..... hubby's an elder, and boy, is he mad.

he still makes the kids go with him to meetings, service, etc... they hate it and i feel sorry for them, but there's not much i can do about it.. i've been feeling lonely today, i do miss my friends sometimes, and i have really good friends, but since i don't go to meetings i never see them much anymore.

Dimples

Hello GGG,

Welcome...you will get support here! Would love to hear your story when you are ready to share it.

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More fluff, how many remotes does it take to watch TV?

by wanderlustguy in

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i have 3 here, counting the one for the xbox dvd.

one for the cable box, and another for the tv because it's a dish network flatscreen and they don't share all the codes with the time warner remote.. i know...makes no sense.. .

wlg

Dimples

I have 3....I thought remotes were supposed to make our tv viewing easier. It is just more of a pain in the butt for me, can't ever seem to find the darn things.

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