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  U.S. Federal Magistrate Judge, the Honorable B. Dwight Goains, a Jehovah's Witness

  by jwleaks in

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  the current sitting u.s. federal magistrate judge, in alpine, texas, is a jehovah's witness and is set to retire on november 9, 2015.. .

  link to news article.

  on november 9, the honorable b. dwight goains will retire from an eight-year term serving as the u.s. magistrate judge in alpine, texas.

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  Hairtrigger

  What's he gonna knock on doors with ? His retired gavel?

  I bet he makes GB in record time.
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  2015 Regional Convention Theme - unofficial-

  by WatchTower87 in

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  news about 2015 regional convention theme?.

  list of my preview:.

  - the end is at hand.

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  Hairtrigger

  Some key talks for the convention. Leaked!!

  "The Great Tribulation is here."

  "The Beast with its lawsuits against god's organization."

  "Only appeal by The slave class to to the other sheep in 134 years!" ( Cha Ching!!)

  "Protect god's organization."

  "Gird your loins for the enemy is at the gate!"

  "All dates prophesized by the Slave Class are bible based and true."
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  How many of you actually "contributed"?

  by Garrett in

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  guys,.

  don't tell the elders, buuuuut, i sorta kinda maybe never contributed money....ever..... i always thought - hey, i give a lot of my time and energy to the org, so that's how i contribute.

  i was also pretty stinkin poor for most of my life and didn't really have the money to give.. anyone else like me?.

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  In about seven years? about 60 bucks. Never felt comfy giving to these bastards. But I would give the SP 20 bucks now and again-so -in all about 200 bucks.
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  what is the best line to say to a JW handing you an invite to the memorial

  by nonjwspouse in

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  i have some ideas, but want more to choose from..

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  Hairtrigger

  I never attend a passing show.
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  Hasta la Vista,.. I'm outta here

  by insidetheKH in

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  the time has come to leave this forum.

  this is my last post.

  mission completed.

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  Hairtrigger

  There was a man from Ghent

  Who had a dicky that was bent

  He stuck it up his crazy ass

  And jerked off, bold as brass

  So instead of coming he went!!
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  With two questions, i recieved two lies from some cart witnesses.

  by brandnew in

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  today i walked up to a group of cart witnesses and picked up a watchtower.

  i opened the watchtower up to the first page , and asked one of the witnesses if he had read it.. lie # 1... he said he read it.. i ask my second question to a woman witness sitting next to him , who by the way was hard to tear away from her cell phone..... "whats this watchtower about?

  , "........ lie # 2 ... she said she read it , but forgot "exactly" what the main points were about..

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  Hairtrigger

  I was inthe borg for a few years only but never, ever ,read a single WT. Read a few Awake secular stories though and dumped all the mags -about a thousand of them- into a dumpster after I quit going to the hall.
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  Reasons for Leaving

  by maksutov in

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  i finally got my book finished.

  it is available as a free ebook here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/527252 i'm sure the contents are familiar territory to most people here, but hopefully it will be of some use to those who are either thinking about joining or thinking about leaving.

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  Hairtrigger

  Just began reading your book today. Thanks for being proactive. Hope it goes a long way in serving the purpose it was written for. Thanks again.
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  What are the Witnesses Afraid Of ?

  by Sour Grapes in

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  if the witnesses have the truth and have been going to meetings for many years and every week they learn how to be effective in the ministry and learn about the bible on sundays and every week have a family worship night, why are they afraid to talk to anyone who doesn't agree with them or question their beliefs?

  if they have the truth then nothing can refute it.

  the truth is the truth.

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  Hairtrigger

  Because satan is more powerful than Big J and can corrupt the faithful within a few minutes of them reading or talking to anyone with dissenting ideas!! No matter what evidence is brought before them, it is all a fabrication of satan's minions to entrap them!! While Big J remains helpless to save them from one of his own creations!!
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  Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

  by jhine in

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  lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

  i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

  come on now share yours.

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  Hairtrigger

  Recalled these while driving back from work.
  

  Jingo is a street dog and he is best friends with Weiner III, who is a blue blood competition winning golden retriever.

  So one morning Jingo meets Weiner and they exchange pleasantries.

  " Hey Jingo, How are yu my friend?"

  " Oh Hye Weiner . O.K mate. So you look all groomed, handsome and shiny .Whats up ? Taking the girlfriend on a date"

  " Thank you Buddy. No, no such luck.I'm off to a dog show. Big national competition today."

  " Oh! o.k. Neat! Break a leg matey".

  " Thanks. see you later."

  The evening finds both of them meeting up on the street.

  Jingo: Hello matey! How was day?

  Weiner: Two golds, three silvers and twice commended. How was yours?

  Jingo : Oh ! Not bad! Two fights, two F***s and quite contended!!

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  Three boys were bragging about their mothers.

  Sez the first: My mom's so fat she can occupy a couch for three by herself.

  The second pipes up: That's nothing. When my mom walks down the street in a red dress all the cars pull over to the side. They take her for a fire truck!

  The third one sniffs; When my mom sends her dresses to the laundermat, they send it back with a note. " We don't wash circus tents.!!

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  A marine, on a month's furlough in Dubai ,met a woman who was willing for a price. He spent three weeks with her in a shack when she complained of missing her period. She told him it was his. They argued and the marine felt this was a bummer. He decided to leave before she involved him with the authorities for her condition. He couldn't resist a parting shot though, after paying her a small fortune.

  " If its a girl name her Horina and if a boy call him Shackullah you f*****g slut!.

  She replied," O.K Soldierboy!If you don't walk like a camel in a week call it a lucky strike!!
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  Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

  by jhine in

  1. social
  2. humour

  lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

  i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

  come on now share yours.

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  Hairtrigger

  A big guy is walking down a street when he sees a sign on a window that says," WE GUARANTEE YOU LOSE AS MUCH AS 20 lbs IN THREE DAYS OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Price $1500"

  He walks in an is greeted by a young hostess. She takes him into a private room and asks him to strip down to his b'day suit . There is a weighing scale and she asks him to weigh himself. He does and finds he weighs 290lbs. She leaves.

  He is wondering what he is in for when a secret door opens and a stunningly beautiful blonde walks in. She is butt naked and holds up a sign."IF YOU CAN CATCH ME YOU CAN HAVE ME". Big Mac is delighted and starts chasing her around the room. Once or twice he just about brushes her with his fingers but she, tantalizingly. is always just a touch away. After about six hours of this she leaves and he dresses and goes to the hostess. She asks him to weigh himself . He does and finds he weighs 284lbs. He is over the moon and goes home determied to catch the vixen the next day.

  The next morning when he arrives he goes through the same preliminaries and waits stripped . The secret door opens and two girls-both amaxzingly beautiful -enter displaying a sign that says " IF YOU CATCH US YOU CAN HAVE US". Big Mac redoubles his efforts . Six hours later he is delightfully exhausted but no luck . They were just a maddening touch away. He weighs himself and finds the macine saying 277 lbs. He dresses, stunned at his weight loss. He goes home and swears to himself he is gonna get one of them the next day.

  He is back on the third day . He almost runs into the private room and gets his tags off in record time.He looks at the secret door almost salivating at the mouth. The door opens and a 6foot 4 inch absolutely muscle-bound African American man, with a dong thats looks like the bottom half of a baseball bat, standing in the doorway with a sign." If I catch you ,you are my bitch!!"