Whats the difference between a Zombie and a Jehovah`s witness?
A Jehovah`s Witness has a sense of humour. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness works hard and contributes to society. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness is sensually attractive. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness is able to think for himself. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness cares about this life. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness has intelligent, inspirational leadership. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness dresses in a contemporary manner. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness is capable of having a rational conversation. Umm, wait.
A Jehovah`s Witness does not want to infect you with the same virus that made him what he is. Umm, wait.
Okay, I give up. What is the difference?