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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

PS 137:6 being spun to say we need to put the cult above any hobbies or anything else that makes us happy.
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

Haha glad to help. Its the only way to keep my sanity at these damn cult meetings.

Currently an GB helper is going on about how we need to shut out the noise (anything that conflicts with the cult's doctrine) of this world, and ensuring that jah will protect us from tribulation "as a group"

now he's spinning some stats to look like wondrous expansion
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

Of course the r/f can't help themselves from a little GB worship - the applause for herd was a good 3-4 times longer than for any previous speaker.
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

Yup, total waste of time, even if I was still indoctrinated. If there's anything interesting, it will probably be at the very end, so probably 45 minutes to an hour out now.
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

I did just notice that the door to the library is closed and the blinds drawn. This is unusual, especially since the kh is so full -normally they'd have people sitting back there. Probably nothing since the library for the other auditorium (its a double KH) has people in it. I'm probably being paranoid again.

Herd is now going on about the importance of meetings (so its odd that they keep eliminating them) and punctuality. Pretty standard fare.
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

More nothing...updates on some missionaries in Alaska and a puff piece on the international conventions and some talk about how theyre having trouble keeping up with the need for new KHs. The whole time I was thinking the reality is that their real estate scam is having trouble keeping up with their needs for more money. Of course after that a song followed by one important announcement - there are contribution boxes available for those who want to support the work.

Now herd is doing a talk that seems aimed at convincing people that time flies. The subtext is to stay busy supporting the cult and ignore the fact that its been 100 years of nothin'
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Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"
by breakfast of champions in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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OneEyedJoe

So far its just fluff intro and a summary of the watchtower.

I know I'm being paranoid, but todays WT seems to be making lots of hints that could be groundwork for a literal drink the koolaid type pronouncement. Also in the intro there was a full minute, maybe 2 saying not to record, or stream the program, and don't even share your notes with anyone (that's right, anyone. Not the typical "recordings should be for immediate family that can't be present" stuff that they do at conventions.
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Looking Back, Do You Ever Think You Loved Jehovah God?
by minimus in
1. jw
2. friends
as a child, i was made to believe that i loved my mom and family and close friends but that i loved no one more than jehovah god.

did you ever really love him?.

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OneEyedJoe

So there's this all-powerful guy out there who created you with the ability to reason, but in order to get his approval you have to bypass your supposedly god-given powers of reason, opting, instead, to rely on faith. He gave you the ability to weigh the evidence before believing something, but refused to give any firm evidence to even demonstrate his mere existence. And if you don't blindly believe in him (and, what's more, spend all your free time in pursuit of his "kingdom interests") you will lose any opportunity at an afterlife.

No, I could never love that guy. That guy was a dick.
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If THAT is Paradise, count me bored....
by bafh in
1. jw
2. friends
i happened to attend a session of the summer convention on sunday morning.

one thing that that struck me was how their view of paradise was that we would all be the same.

they kept talking about how nice it would be if we all spoke the same language.
OneEyedJoe

I've said it a number of times here, but I often thought that for me to be happy in the jw paradise I'd pretty much have to be lobotomized. The bulk of things that make me happy would be impossible or unlikely in jw-world - Scotch, cars, computers, beef, etc, etc.
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It is official they're selling off Kingdom Halls in Britain
by raymond frantz in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
i posted here a week ago some disturbing news for congregations being consolidated in britain.

my goodness that was nothing !

a letter was read today from bethel addressed to all congregations in britain that can only be described as the biggest news for years.the main points:.
OneEyedJoe

i wonder if the wts will try the sell and lease back method ?

sell the hall to a bank--pocket the dosh---then lease it back

the congregation would have to pay the rent --of course.

My instinct is to say that would be to obvious a scam - but the r/f aren't exactly known for picking up on the obvious...

We should stop giving them ideas.