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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  Billy - shockingly, I didn't catch any. They could've snuck it in while I was chatting in the back with an elder (who was taking the lead in making fun of Tony's idiocy, no less) though, but I'm petty sure they skipped it.
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  Ok so a few more comments I'm sure you will all enjoy

  In Tony's 2nd talk (aka closing prayer) he mentioned that the bethel family is undergoing a viscous attack right now - a reference to the pedo lawsuits?

  Also he prayed to jah that we would accept the direction we'd just gotten because it came from Jesus, not the US branch.

  Afterwards everyone looked bewildered by the sheer insanity of the closing talk. Lots of women saying things like "I'm glad I didn't wear my leggings today" my favorite comment though was from my wife: "that was the most bizarre meeting I've ever sat through"

  Maybe it was a test of faith afterall. Tony needs to start checking out quarries for a good price on a millstone.
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  443

  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  OK all done now. Finally. ¾ of a million suffered through this
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  443

  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  Looks like the chairman has some concluding comments....ugh why won't this just end?
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  And that's all folks! After a long applause break for the god among us, of course.
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  443

  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  Ahh he's trotting out the ol' you're blood guilty if you don't preach stuff - theyve noticed a downward trend in bible studies!
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  So hopefully this should be over soo . The test of faith is to believe Tony was chosen by god after listening to him for more than 5 minutes
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  Women need to be modest while jogging!

  Now hes on the tight pants rant!
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  Yup that was a quote. As is this:

  "They say we're nuts because we want our kids to go in the ministry. Don't give inerroneou erroneous thinking."

  That was after making the comparison to how hard Olympic skaters train

  Also - there's something wrong with you if you're not an MS by 23 (paraphrasing, but he did say 23)
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  Zone Visit: An Announcement That Will "Test Your Faith"

  by breakfast of champions in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this is the scuttlebutt in one of the "bethel congregations" by us.. no details as to exactly what this "faith-testing" announcement might be.. anyone else hear any of this pre-zone visit hype?.

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  OneEyedJoe

  EO - it seems to be the same one or similar. Just asked those who haven't been to bethel if they've been able to make the trip to a popular amusement park