Posts by frankiespeakin

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

Stef,

Don't worry about me,, David koresh was a false profit,, and I'm a true profit,, big difference.

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

LT,,

This is what jehovah has said:

"Little toe you must be patient,, with persons that have different religeous centers that thy self,,, sit back and relax,, and prepare for the most intimate of all experiences,, a close encounter,,, with the "mighty" jehovah,,, I will wed you to myself,,, in the most intimate way,,, relax and enjoy" (spiritually speaking of coarse)

The word of jehovah have come to an end. And I "Frankie" have dutifully spoken every word,, I have held back nothing,, if I have,, so may jehovah,,, hold back from giving me sensual delights,,and everlasting life in his bossom.

Little my advice to you is let jehovah have his way with you after all he is your creator,, and we should love him more than life itself. May jehovah bless you with comprehension as to the meaning of his special word for you.

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

Mr.Kim,,

Thank you very much for your thoughtfulness, jehovah says to me that you have some good qualities and so he may spare your life,,, but please do not be so presumptous as to "doubt anybody claim" to be jehovah spokes person,,,because jehovah really hates that,,,that like a chief sin that jehovah just can't seem to forgive.

Walk carefully my friend lest thou stepith in deep doo doo.

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

Flash,

Have you ever heard of: "straining out the knat and gulping down the camel."

This is a greivous error that may cost you your everlasting life?????

You have challendge,,,, a "self-proclaimed",,,, spoke person for jehovah,,,, and have not exercised "Faith",, which only prove my point that Faith is not a posession of all persons.

Flash you have no more Faith its gone. If you don't beleive me.

You will not get salvation unless you accept my witness,, that jehovah spoke thru me.,,,, jehovah after all hates it when you challendge his spokes person.

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

Wed,,

I will try not to be too offensive,, but I have to put jehovah first,,, else no more intimacy when his word,,,comes.

I promised him that what ever he tells me,,, I will not take away,, one word,, and you know who misserable jehovah can make things if you don't do just what he says.

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

LT,,

You just don't understand,,, jehovah made intimacy,, we are to be intimate with jehovah,,, or else he feels left out.

I'm mean he's our creator right??? Why shouldn't he be intimate with us,, even more intimate than a husband with his wife.

Look jehovah just gave me a word for you personally: "Stop calling things defiled things God has cleansed Little Toe,, and I will show you a good time"

I swear jehovah just told me that.

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

Mr. Kim,,

In all seriousness let me ask you:

Have you ever been probed by the almighty??

Let me remind you of the words of David,,,he said the almighty knew all his body parts. Now that's what I call intimate,, and all lovers of jehovah must be very intimate with him or else he will get very mad if you know what I mean?? We are suppose to marry jehovah and after that we have to preform our wifely duties and keep him satisfied,, what wife wouldn't want to have sex with her husbandly owner???

Well let me tell you it is pure nirvana!!!!

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Jehovah Says:"Shut up,, you are giving me a headache,,, down there!!!!"

by frankiespeakin in

as a self ordained spokes person for his majesty jehovah,,i would like to dutifully carry out my comission faithfully,, so as not to incurr the wrath of his most highness.

now for those of you who do not believe me to be jehovah's self-appointed spokesman,, just ask jehovah for yourself,, if he don't answer you,, it means youv'e probably pissed him off,, and in that case he ain't gonna answer you so you'll just have to take my word for.

this is what jehovah of armies says:::: " you guys are starting to really piss me off,, who told to you can examine the bible,,, to see if this is my word,, or not,,, you have such little faith,,, you keep searching the scriptures,,, to find out if there are faults,,, well,,, you know how i feel about faith,,, and you people are not exercising that right now,,, why if i had a lightning bolt right now,,, i smite every one of yus,,, your'e a noisy,, lot!!!

frankiespeakin

I'm sorry to disapoint you Mr. Kim but jehovah specifically told me that you have mocked him,, and he sounded a little pissed,,,.

Now when jehovah speaks to me it is greater than gettin head,,, by at least a billion times. But when he spoke about you nothing,,,blah,,, that's all I can say,,, Oh and he said for me to tell you,,, to,,,: "repent of your unbelief that "Frankie" is not my chief spokeman,, before it is too late and I inihilate you from the face of this earth,, and cast you into the lake of fire that will not go out,, or to use more venacular terms,,,:'thow you into the sun'"

Wow Wow Wow unto you who beleivith not!!!!!(me,, I,, Frankie,, said that)

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Towing Jehovah

by Valis in

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give it a whirl...you will not be disappointed imo.. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/asin/0156002108/inktomi-bkasin-20/ref%3dnosim/002-9326372-7091204.

frankiespeakin

Vale,

I may eventually read the entire book,, I may be able to get it at the university library,,but I will have to be in the mood,, maybe when I'm stoned,,I might be tempted to give it a read.

Thanks for the good sense of humor,, you express,, I think it is very healthy,,IMO.

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#####sorry###

by frankiespeakin in

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wrong thread!

frankiespeakin

I just wanted to say???? Hmmmmm?? What was it I wanted to say???

I don't know??? it seems my cosmic experience with the word of jehovah has left me a little whosie,, If I remember I will tell you ,, but don't count on it,, I'm still alittle sore from the encounter but pleasantly sore,, if you know what I mean.