God didn't bring me back, I brought MYSELF back!! Well there is still a little difference of opinion on this point,
I'm confused,
But I'll tell you this:
If you don't BELIEVE you will BURN forever, or you and family will die at Armageddon in a number of really nasty ways (except by flood, I'M SORRY I TELL YOU I'M SORRY)
Because I am a very angry TODDLER, I mean
Because I AM GOD and
I AM LOVE and
You are a poopy face