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What have been some of the funniest local needs talks that you have heard?
by DaPriest in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i remember once in berlin south germany there was a local needs part for the men only, and how they should use the toilet.

in all seriousness for ten minutes a retarded nigerian was going on about how men need to sit down when using the toilet.

no mention of anything else.. it transpired that some little kraut boy from an "interested" family would aim for the side of the toilet and leave a great big puddle for others to clean up.
tepidpoultry

Re berrygerry
The context of this story is important as
the fact the police were on strike has little bearing
In Montreal there was rioting EVERY year during the Stanley Cup
Playoffs
It's a tradition
:0)
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A brother repeated a "rumor" from the platform last night.
by NikL in
1. jw
2. friends
i seem to remember many talks and articles in the past about repeating rumors.last night before going into the book study the conductor said something to the effect, "i heard a rumor and i don't know if it's true but the rumor is that in the future we will be using only;y videos at the door.".

anyone else heard this "rumor"?.

and whats up with repeating rumors from the platform?
tepidpoultry

Re Sour Grapes
Just heard yesterday that my 84 year old mother still hopes to never die
You still have your mental faculties
Be grateful
:0)
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A brother repeated a "rumor" from the platform last night.
by NikL in
1. jw
2. friends
i seem to remember many talks and articles in the past about repeating rumors.last night before going into the book study the conductor said something to the effect, "i heard a rumor and i don't know if it's true but the rumor is that in the future we will be using only;y videos at the door.".

anyone else heard this "rumor"?.

and whats up with repeating rumors from the platform?
tepidpoultry

I'm just wondering if there's a line where
jdubs would say
This is nuts
and refuse to do it
Any thoughts?
:0)
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Conditional Love
by Saethydd in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i've noticed several posts recently claiming that jw friends and family members give out conditional love.

well, i'm not so sure that is entirely accurate, in fact, i would say they tend to be very steadfast in their love.

the issue is this, they have been taught a poor form of love.
tepidpoultry

Recently I made friends with a stranger
Within a matter of months, when I had the flu he called DAILY to check
up on me,
Never happened before with 60 years in
Huh!
:(
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A brother repeated a "rumor" from the platform last night.
by NikL in
1. jw
2. friends
i seem to remember many talks and articles in the past about repeating rumors.last night before going into the book study the conductor said something to the effect, "i heard a rumor and i don't know if it's true but the rumor is that in the future we will be using only;y videos at the door.".

anyone else heard this "rumor"?.

and whats up with repeating rumors from the platform?
tepidpoultry

Hey schnell
I love the drone idea
Men love those things
Now Bros have an excuse to buy one
And the Sisters can stay home and make lunch!
Win Win
:0)
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A brother repeated a "rumor" from the platform last night.
by NikL in
1. jw
2. friends
i seem to remember many talks and articles in the past about repeating rumors.last night before going into the book study the conductor said something to the effect, "i heard a rumor and i don't know if it's true but the rumor is that in the future we will be using only;y videos at the door.".

anyone else heard this "rumor"?.

and whats up with repeating rumors from the platform?
tepidpoultry

I like the sound cars of the future idea
RELIGION IS A SNARE AND RACKET
Wait a minute
WE'RE a religion
Oh yeah
Never mind
:)
3
How the Org Shows/Teaches "Charity"
by The Searcher in
1. watchtower
2. bible
from the latest watchtower, may 2017, page 6, paragraph 15 - "more than material assistance, refugees need spiritual and emotional support.".

that makes sense doesn't it!

isn't that what the good samaritan did, he preached to the injured man who was in dire need of physical assistance?
tepidpoultry

That's a great organization zeb
Keep up the good work!
:0)
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What have been some of the funniest local needs talks that you have heard?
by DaPriest in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i remember once in berlin south germany there was a local needs part for the men only, and how they should use the toilet.

in all seriousness for ten minutes a retarded nigerian was going on about how men need to sit down when using the toilet.

no mention of anything else.. it transpired that some little kraut boy from an "interested" family would aim for the side of the toilet and leave a great big puddle for others to clean up.
tepidpoultry

This was a demo at a Circuit AssemblyTM
Elders were boosting the idea of going in serviceTM after the
evening meeting
One elder is relating his experience to the others:
"So after some organizing we made out after the meeting
And hit some Strip Joints" (he meant to say strip MALLS I think)
:)
40
What finally helped you to peek behind the curtain
by UnshackleTheChains in
1. jw
2. experiences
i'm interested in finding out what it was that finally enabled you to open your eyes to the real truth of watchtower.

what started me thinking, was the societys very own book...' 'revelation..it's grand climax at hand'.

i found that book farcicle.
tepidpoultry

Re science
Watch Tower also favors the expression
"Proved science"
It is as well a WATCHTOWERISM
:0)
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What have been some of the funniest local needs talks that you have heard?
by DaPriest in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i remember once in berlin south germany there was a local needs part for the men only, and how they should use the toilet.

in all seriousness for ten minutes a retarded nigerian was going on about how men need to sit down when using the toilet.

no mention of anything else.. it transpired that some little kraut boy from an "interested" family would aim for the side of the toilet and leave a great big puddle for others to clean up.
tepidpoultry

In -40 degree!!! weather (yes in the north)
These idiots (excuse me) wise shepherds
Decided that sisters could NOT wear slacks in ministry
:(
You know there were many times (if my wife came with me)
That I would've walked out on these clowns
This would have been one of those times
:)