Posts by Protarded

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Any cyclist participate in critical mass?

by Protarded in

for those unfamiliar with critical mass, it's a mass bike ride through many major cities on the last friday of each month.

i was not very familiar with the ride until my hethen, worldly, unjudgemental, friend invited me last night.

after googling it, i found that it's pretty controversial.

Protarded

Mr. Jeff, thanks for the input. I personally witnessed some heavy littering, which I do not condone. you are correct. I was put off with some ... Lots of people's actions. Clean up after yourselves. At risk of sounding like a governing body member, the actions of few do not rep the majority. I could only recommend, if you are capable, to see it from the the other side if you haven't.

edit, punctuation.

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Jehovah’s Witness kittens

by Slave4_38y in

stephen lett walks down columbia heights and passes a little girl with a box full of kittens.

he asks what type of kittens they are.

why they are jehovahs witness kittens of course, she replies.

Protarded

Awesome. You might be able to substitute Mormons, depending on which group you are hanging with. Both do the"field work". The hilarious point is that using Mormon puppies to a JW. they would never make the connection. Or vise Versa. The joke is so versatile. Catholic puppies to a Protestant crowd.

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Any cyclist participate in critical mass?

by Protarded in

for those unfamiliar with critical mass, it's a mass bike ride through many major cities on the last friday of each month.

i was not very familiar with the ride until my hethen, worldly, unjudgemental, friend invited me last night.

after googling it, i found that it's pretty controversial.

Protarded

Thanks great t. I like the courteousness in the group. Riders seem to look out for other riders. But guessing by the thumbs down, someone disagrees. Come on, state your case, sir or ma'am. I asked for opinions. If I'm hanging with Eco terrorists or tree hugging hipsters, I'd like any insight. Otherwise, I might be inclined to think that you are jealous of others finding their own niche. If you live near one, I'd suggest you try it? They won't judge Or try to convert you.

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Any cyclist participate in critical mass?

by Protarded in

for those unfamiliar with critical mass, it's a mass bike ride through many major cities on the last friday of each month.

i was not very familiar with the ride until my hethen, worldly, unjudgemental, friend invited me last night.

after googling it, i found that it's pretty controversial.

Protarded

for those unfamiliar with critical mass, it's a mass bike ride through many major cities on the last Friday of each month. I was not very familiar with the ride until my hethen, worldly, unjudgemental, friend invited me last night. After googling it, I found that it's pretty controversial. Lots of hate from drivers who get stuck behind the group. I I can't say that I blame them but, holy hell, what a blast. 600 cyclist cruising thru a city really lets you appreciate sights and scenes normally taken for granted. So I was just wondering if anyone else has ridden or been stuck behind and your opinions. I'll say this, it beats the meeting and would probably be frowned upon because of the word "mass"... Obligatory, LOL

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What do Nicolas Cage and Charles Taze Russell have in common?

by nicolaou in

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just a bit of thursday morning fluff .

http://www.mirror.co.uk/usvsth3m/nicolas-cage-buried-giant-pyramid-5366656.

Protarded

Oh, I know. Both are gods to weak minded people with bad taste and no originality.

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Hasta la Vista,.. I'm outta here

by insidetheKH in

jw
friends

the time has come to leave this forum.

this is my last post.

mission completed.

Protarded

....NOT.

great success.

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Hasta la Vista,.. I'm outta here

by insidetheKH in

jw
friends

the time has come to leave this forum.

this is my last post.

mission completed.

Protarded

You made a positive impression on me. Disregard these heathens. May G-D bless your effort. I, for one, shall never forget you.

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Groanfest. Share your daftest jokes .

by jhine in

lots of serious stuff being discussed on site .

i thought!it would be nice to make each other groan/ smile for a change .please share your corniest ,punniest , or daftest joke .. i will start with this shocker , borrowed from tim vine .. vandalism in a multi story carpark ....... ...................................,............................ wrong on sooo many levels !.

come on now share yours.

Protarded

What has 35 legs and 85 teeth?The front row of a willie Nelson concert.

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JOSEPH Why a coat of many colors?

by artcritic in

joseph why a coat of many colors?this coat is to do with light for joseph.

it would be a reminder of a covenant given to mankind in the form of a rainbow and it would represent all the other covenants.

joseph was to bring gods light into the world and reveal many hidden secrets and become great in the kingdom.

Protarded

My grandma gave me one just like that years ago. I wore it so as not to hurt her feelings. Fortunately, I didn't have a bunch of jock brothers to throw me in a well and sell me. You gotta admit, that was a good prank. I wonder if old abe was getting senile and Joseph didn't want to make him feel bad. "Joe, look what I had custom made for you. It cost a mint". " uh, thanks dad, I, umm, love it".

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March JW Broadcast: Once again disparaging Higher Education - this time in the Music Video.

by cappytan in

i will have the music video separated shortly.

will post the link once it's done..

Protarded

Gag. It sounds like a jingle from a bad commercial. Wait, it is a bad commercial. Seriously why waste the electricity for something so cheesy? It's not even good propaganda.