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  Happy Easter

  by cofty in

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  You heathen. Our lord and savior doesn't need breakfast. Easter is about the magic bunny copulating with a rooster. Somehow producing psychedelic eggs made of chocolate. Dumbass

  ill pray for you.
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  Pope Francis - "does just so..." washes feet of women, Muslims, criminals

  by scotoma in

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  the watchtower is always concerned about things being done "just so" when it comes to divine commands.. a command is usually set forth with words such as shall, should, ought.. when jesus washed the feet of his disciples he said:.

  "therefore, if i, although lord and teacher, washed your feet, you also ought to wash the feet of one another".

  the pope obeys christ's foot washing command but jw's don't.. what's the jw's excuse?

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  I see the parallel. Christ-like, not just Christian. On that note, I'm ready for my foot massage from the g.b.

  Seroiusly, 8 grandpas running a train on my feet gets me super hard... For a bible study. This cup of our saviors blood is for you fine folks. Happy Easter... I mean Passover.
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  Abortion?

  by Protarded in

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  scenerio.

  your daughter gets pregnant.

  your little girl whom you've invested your life and love.

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  I Appreciate the input. I like the thought of letting her decide and if it weren't my daughter, I'd tend to agree. She just has such a promising future without the burden of a baby at such a young age.
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  Abortion?

  by Protarded in

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  scenerio.

  your daughter gets pregnant.

  your little girl whom you've invested your life and love.

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  Prolo, No. He is a Loser. To clarify, she is 16.
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  Abortion?

  by Protarded in

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  scenerio.

  your daughter gets pregnant.

  your little girl whom you've invested your life and love.

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  scenerio. Your daughter gets pregnant. Your little girl whom you've invested your life and love. The only child.Her grades are above average. She has MAJOR potential. This baby would stop her progress cold. Would you be for or against abortion?
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  Calling all lovers of Jehovahs and His Christ

  by vinman in

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  i must say that i have always loved jehovah and his son jesus christ.

  i have a 12 inch diameter telescope.

  i would go outside and listen to the psalms that praised to my god.

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  I got some of that same batch. Small world. Tell "jocko', that jäger says, "wazzzzzzzzzzzzzap".
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  How do you feel about religion as a whole?

  by FatherFirst in

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  it just seems to me religion in general primarily makes truly bad people worse, not genuinly good people better; and in many cases has even made good people do bad things in the name of their religion.

  just curious, a personal poll if you will.

  what are you guys' current views on religion as a whole?

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  Well, I've never thought about religion as a hole. But I think I'd liken it to a butt- hole. The reason being that it spews s***t. However, that's my assessment. 😜
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  It's time to say goodbye to JWD - I sold it !

  by Simon in

  1. forum
  2. announcements

  a week or so ago i posted that the forum was 15 years old (15 years of jehovahs-witness.com) and hinted that there may be some news to announce about the site:.

  i also may have some other news to share soon about the future of the site so stay posted.

  well, now i can announce it - i sold it !.

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  Good. "Prayerfully" this AWEFULL, website will be bought out with the congregations funds. And when our newly rich friend dies at Olive Garden, I mean armagett'n. I call dibs on your house.... P.S. please opt. For the indoor sauna. I'll still pray for you.

  signed,

  your future landlord.
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  Any cyclist participate in critical mass?

  by Protarded in

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  for those unfamiliar with critical mass, it's a mass bike ride through many major cities on the last friday of each month.

  i was not very familiar with the ride until my hethen, worldly, unjudgemental, friend invited me last night.

  after googling it, i found that it's pretty controversial.

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  Mr. Jeff, thanks for the input. I personally witnessed some heavy littering, which I do not condone. you are correct. I was put off with some ... Lots of people's actions. Clean up after yourselves. At risk of sounding like a governing body member, the actions of few do not rep the majority. I could only recommend, if you are capable, to see it from the the other side if you haven't.

  edit, punctuation.
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  Jehovah’s Witness kittens

  by Slave4_38y in

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  stephen lett walks down columbia heights and passes a little girl with a box full of kittens.

  he asks what type of kittens they are.

  why they are jehovahs witness kittens of course, she replies.

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  Awesome. You might be able to substitute Mormons, depending on which group you are hanging with. Both do the"field work". The hilarious point is that using Mormon puppies to a JW. they would never make the connection. Or vise Versa. The joke is so versatile. Catholic puppies to a Protestant crowd.