Mr. G, any God who puts dietary restrictions after giving us animal and vegetable As a food source; I can't abide by that schedule. Today I ate pork ribs, brisket, and ice cream. All in one sitting. I am damned by the Catholics, Jew, and Muslims. Eff em. oh yeah, I pissed off the OT. God with gluttony. But maybe I'm in the clear for getting sloppy on the blood of our undead savior, his blood gets me seeing double.
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Don't tell MomMom we're having ham on Good Friday
by GrreatTeacher inmy husband went to work with a terrible sinus infection today.
he works outdoors and it rained today, so i felt really bad for him and decided to cook him a nice dinner.. the local grocery store had a promotion in the month before easter where when you shop there for 4 weeks in a row you get a free easter ham.
we got the ham, i never coded it in my head as an easter ham, just a ham which, for us, is a very nice dinner.. so, today i popped the ham in the oven as a kind of consolation prize to my husband for having to work while sick today.. i completely forgot that today is good friday.
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You heathen. Our lord and savior doesn't need breakfast. Easter is about the magic bunny copulating with a rooster. Somehow producing psychedelic eggs made of chocolate. Dumbass
ill pray for you.
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Pope Francis - "does just so..." washes feet of women, Muslims, criminals
by scotoma inthe watchtower is always concerned about things being done "just so" when it comes to divine commands.. a command is usually set forth with words such as shall, should, ought.. when jesus washed the feet of his disciples he said:.
"therefore, if i, although lord and teacher, washed your feet, you also ought to wash the feet of one another".
the pope obeys christ's foot washing command but jw's don't.. what's the jw's excuse?
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I see the parallel. Christ-like, not just Christian. On that note, I'm ready for my foot massage from the g.b.
Seroiusly, 8 grandpas running a train on my feet gets me super hard... For a bible study. This cup of our saviors blood is for you fine folks. Happy Easter... I mean Passover.
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Abortion?
by Protarded inscenerio.
your daughter gets pregnant.
your little girl whom you've invested your life and love.
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I Appreciate the input. I like the thought of letting her decide and if it weren't my daughter, I'd tend to agree. She just has such a promising future without the burden of a baby at such a young age. -
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Abortion?
by Protarded inscenerio.
your daughter gets pregnant.
your little girl whom you've invested your life and love.
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Prolo, No. He is a Loser. To clarify, she is 16.
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Abortion?
by Protarded inscenerio.
your daughter gets pregnant.
your little girl whom you've invested your life and love.
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scenerio. Your daughter gets pregnant. Your little girl whom you've invested your life and love. The only child.Her grades are above average. She has MAJOR potential. This baby would stop her progress cold. Would you be for or against abortion?
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Calling all lovers of Jehovahs and His Christ
by vinman ini must say that i have always loved jehovah and his son jesus christ.
i have a 12 inch diameter telescope.
i would go outside and listen to the psalms that praised to my god.
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I got some of that same batch. Small world. Tell "jocko', that jäger says, "wazzzzzzzzzzzzzap". -
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How do you feel about religion as a whole?
by FatherFirst init just seems to me religion in general primarily makes truly bad people worse, not genuinly good people better; and in many cases has even made good people do bad things in the name of their religion.
just curious, a personal poll if you will.
what are you guys' current views on religion as a whole?
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Well, I've never thought about religion as a hole. But I think I'd liken it to a butt- hole. The reason being that it spews s***t. However, that's my assessment. 😜 -
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It's time to say goodbye to JWD - I sold it !
by Simon ina week or so ago i posted that the forum was 15 years old (15 years of jehovahs-witness.com) and hinted that there may be some news to announce about the site:.
i also may have some other news to share soon about the future of the site so stay posted.
well, now i can announce it - i sold it !.
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Good. "Prayerfully" this AWEFULL, website will be bought out with the congregations funds. And when our newly rich friend dies at Olive Garden, I mean armagett'n. I call dibs on your house.... P.S. please opt. For the indoor sauna. I'll still pray for you.
signed,
your future landlord.
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Any cyclist participate in critical mass?
by Protarded infor those unfamiliar with critical mass, it's a mass bike ride through many major cities on the last friday of each month.
i was not very familiar with the ride until my hethen, worldly, unjudgemental, friend invited me last night.
after googling it, i found that it's pretty controversial.
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Mr. Jeff, thanks for the input. I personally witnessed some heavy littering, which I do not condone. you are correct. I was put off with some ... Lots of people's actions. Clean up after yourselves. At risk of sounding like a governing body member, the actions of few do not rep the majority. I could only recommend, if you are capable, to see it from the the other side if you haven't.
edit, punctuation.