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  Sheep who mate in front of stripey trees will produce stripey offspring

  by purrpurr in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  genesis 30:37 leaving aside the whole "joseph cheats laham out of his flock" issue.

  one passage of scripture that i've missed until now is 30:37 where it says how joseph got all the sheep to be stripey etc ( btw have you ever seen a stripey sheep?

  cos i certainly haven't!).

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  I asked about this when I was a witness. The answer was, dum du dum, miracle from jehobo. Funny enough, this scripture wasn't addressed.... EVER.
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  Jehovah's people are the happiest people on earth!

  by Coded Logic in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so this afternoon my roommate and i decided to go grab some dinner from the local chipotle and, as we live only a short distance from the franchise, we decided it was a good idea to walk.

  little did i know that the j-dubs district convention here in sacramento was just getting out (the auditorium is literally smack in the middle of downtown and its attendees have to park in garages scattered a couple blocks away in every direction) so men in cheap suits and women in unflattering dress' were walking all over the place as though someone had antagonized their ungodly ant hill.

  and, for sacramento, this of course is the complete opposite of the normative - that is to say, our streets are usually filled with well dressed, immaculately groomed, 'i know exactly where i'm going' government officials that monopolize the state capitol m-f. .

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  With the amount of Valium ingested by so many of the members, I'd say that they are a pretty happy bunch.
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  Killer raised a JW

  by ducatijoe in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  shooter in virginia of live news crew was raised a jw.

  wonder if the borg will post anything about that?

  doubt it

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  I wonder if by chance he was a cross dressing Diana Ross impersonator.
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  Why hasn’t someone gotten real pissed off yet?

  by John Aquila in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i keep reading of some guy who is so upset at someone that he goes into a theater and shoots 20 people..

  or a kid that is so mad that the other kids made fun of him that he goes to school and shoots a bunch of kids..

  or some guy that was fired from his job and he goes back and shoots of bunch of his workers.

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  In my case, I realized that it was all my fault for buying into That fairy shite. The witness religions is partially responsible for my a lot of dumbassery in my life but being a gullible follower isn't one of them. I now own my actions and take responsibility for my failures. Where before I'd have blamed it on satan. Basically, I run my own show. To hell with those old sexually repressed emperors. They must live, not with the failures they experienced but the waste of life they never experienced.
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  Abuse of a Slow neighbor.

  by Protarded in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  i figured relationship would be appropriate.

  so my next door neigbor is, not slow.

  she's pretty sharp.

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  i figured relationship would be appropriate. so my next door neigbor is, not slow. She's pretty sharp. Few bricks shy? No, not really. I'd say, physically disfigured? Facially disfigured. Mentally stunted? Can't drive but rides a tricycle to work part time in addition to disability she has mentioned once or twice... We've had a beer or two. Now that her mother has died, I think the sister is in charge of distributing funds. I don't quite know how that works. But I know the neigbor is not in charge of it. It turns out, instead of spending the money on part time care, the sister moved a gaggle of her druggy friends into the house. Now these 3 people laze around all day while my "disabled?" Neigbor works. I'm not a busy body by any means, but I am a damn good neigbor. My question is, should I make a request for welfare checkup? Taking advantage of slower people is not ok with me. But I don't want to cause mor disruption than good.
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  GB Permits Texas Two-Step on Kingdom Hall Stage, etc.

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the governing body not writing their own articles is on this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/370640004/gb-providing-food-helpers-write-articles?size=10&page=1.

  but, something more sinister, more serious is taking place in the congregations.

  the governing body have allowed very disturbing activities to take place in the kingdom halls and during the conventions.

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  Not just embarrassing, but when I was active... This was complete taboo. I was "counciled" for trading comic books in the parking lot after the meeting. Something, something, not respecting jehobo's house.... Turning a house of worship into a marketplace. Etc.
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  Do you have a JW hero?

  by Island Man in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  when i say jw hero i mean a jw who courageously did what was right despite the indoctrination and peer pressure to conform to cultishness.

  i have an unknown jw hero that i've never met but only heard of from an experience relayed to me about an incident at a jw funeral.. i was told that at a jw funeral internment, a non-jw put a wreath in the shape of a cross on the grave.

  shortly thereafter a jw elder came up and removed the wreath.

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  I've been out for a few years, I can confidently say not one jack in the whole deck. And I was born in. Not a single spine, not one leader in the bunch. You know why? The leaders and men with intestinal fortitude, dropped this cult like a bad habit.
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  My new jesus chain

  by Protarded in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was out shopping today and ran across a fantastic cross.

  white and yellow gold.

  i don't need to explaine the taboo of the cross.i bought the shit out of that crux necklace.

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  It's my reble flag to the organization.
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  My new jesus chain

  by Protarded in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i was out shopping today and ran across a fantastic cross.

  white and yellow gold.

  i don't need to explaine the taboo of the cross.i bought the shit out of that crux necklace.

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  I was out shopping today and ran across A fantastic cross. White and yellow gold. I don't need to explaine the taboo of the cross.I bOught the shit Out of that crux necklace. Screw me if it isn't beautiful. I guess this was my symbolic, "f-u". To the G.B. Just trying to justify myself, I guess.
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  On the Relevancy of The Institutionalization of Sin

  by Perry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  child murder, sodomy & corrupting the human genome are not new sins, they are old ones.

  what is new is their institutionalization.

  but even that isn't totally new.

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  Or you could quit giving a shite on what doesn't concern you. Apparently. Us sinners Are

  egonna sin, that's what we do.