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  Apathy carts - Apathy D-2-D

  by Zoos in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i think it was punkofnice who came up with the phrase, "apathy carts".

  how apropos.. yesterday i encountered a car group of witnesses in my community as i was coming home from the gym.

  actually, their van was blocking me from entering my driveway.

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  I wonder if anyone has ever run over those apathy carts? The carts themselves I mean not the people with them of course.

  Might be fun to watch, see the bible's, mags, and brochures go flying...

  Not to mention the faces of the JW's
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  What would happen if you started calling jw's "sheep" rather than brother or sister?

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  following on from the excellent thread started by open mind.... rather than calling the cult members brother smith etc what about calling them "sheep smith".

  sheep jones?.

  sheep morris the third?.

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  Following on from the excellent thread started by open mind...

  Rather than calling the cult members brother smith etc what about calling them "sheep smith"

  Sheep Jones?

  Sheep morris the third?

  Sheep splane?

  I wonder what the reaction would be? Could they really object? I mean they are told that they should be "sheep". It might be a really fun way of trolling the cult members!!!
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  I'm I the only one who finds peter Andre really creepy, cheesy and slimly?

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in the uk the bbc show strictly come dancing has this season been plagued by the greasy slime ball that is peter andre.. for those who are fortunate enough to not know who he is, he's a one hit wonder, married a model with extremely plastic front bits, now to be found on what ever z list tv programmes will have him, he advertises for the supermarket iceland which is where the chavs go to shop, he is extremely in love with himself oh and he was brought up a jw.. thankfully tonight common sense has prevailed and the stupid twat has been booted off the show!.

  or does anyone else feel the same?.

  btw can you tell... i really don't like him?

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  In the UK the BBC show strictly come dancing has this season been plagued by the greasy slime ball that is peter Andre.

  For those who are fortunate enough to not know who he is, he's a one hit wonder, married a model with extremely plastic front bits, now to be found on what ever z list TV programmes will have him, he advertises for the supermarket Iceland which is where the chavs go to shop, he is extremely in love with himself oh and he was brought up a JW.

  Thankfully tonight common sense has prevailed and the stupid twat has been booted off the show!

  Is it just me? Or does anyone else feel the same?

  BTW can you tell... I really don't like him? !

  Edited to get rid of the nc17 thing
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  "Most women would prefer to be stay at home housewives. Women's lib did alot of damage to women!"

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the above is a quote from a jw female relative.

  this was in response to a discussion about the suffragette movement ( and the movie about it that's currently in cinemas).

  she seemed to think that it would be so much better if women were just daughters/ wives/ mothers and didn't go out to work and have career's?

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  The above is a quote from a jw female relative. This was in response to a discussion about the suffragette movement ( and the movie about it that's currently in cinemas)

  She seemed to think that it would be so much better if women were just daughters/ wives/ mothers and didn't go out to work and have career's? She even blamed the low wages of today and high prices of things on the fact that industry has to accommodate extra workers in the form of women.

  P's. This is coming from a jw woman who works and yes has a career(!)
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  Creepy things jw's have said to you

  by purrpurr in

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  2. friends

  here's mine: i'm 14 years old, just baptised and a old boy married elder of about 60 odd comes up to me and says " ooooooooooh!

  "purrpurr"!

  your getting such a lovely figure on you!

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  Thanks all for those excellent posts. Just to clarify, I'm not 14 anymore, that happened many years ago and the creepy old boy has been dead for a decade. And yes I'm female lol!
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  Creepy things jw's have said to you

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
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  here's mine: i'm 14 years old, just baptised and a old boy married elder of about 60 odd comes up to me and says " ooooooooooh!

  "purrpurr"!

  your getting such a lovely figure on you!

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  Here's mine: I'm 14 years old, just baptised and a old boy married elder of about 60 odd comes up to me and says " ooooooooooh! "Purrpurr"! Your getting such a lovely figure on you! Oooooooh! I tell you if I was 20 years younger! Oooooh! Yes! Oh! Yes!"

  I really didn't know how to handle this so I just looked at the floor.

  Creepy, if I was 14 and he was 20 years younger that would have made him 40 odd. Still creepy!
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  Pranks to play in the hall...

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.

  i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.

  what's yours?.

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  Wow these are just great! I never thought I'd get such a good response to my thread... Keep em coming guys!

  OK what about placing crayons in a "rainbow formation" under the windscreen wiper of every car you can? When they turn them on a rainbow will be drawn across the windscreen!

  Or stuff glitter into the air con systems, cue mass of glitter spurting out and glitter sticks around for ages! Better yet have the glitter written on with the name of apostate websites!
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  Pranks to play in the hall...

  by purrpurr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.

  i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.

  what's yours?.

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  purrpurr

  What pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?

  I have never but here's two I've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!

  What's yours?
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  No 'Tight Pants' policy is now official - classed as 'disturbing'

  by wizzstick in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?

  )- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.

  wow.

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  I wonder how "tight" is "tight"? Is there going to be a measurement of tightness that can be gauged?
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  Did an EX-JW wake you up to TTATT or did you put the effort to wake up yourself?

  by John Aquila in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  how many of us were woken up by some apostate yelling false prophets at a convention?.

  how many of us were woken up by someone holding a sign and yelling, what happened to 1975.

  how many of us were coerced to investigate the wt because some ex-jw pulled up a bunch of old watchtowers magazines and told us to read the false predictions?.

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  For me it was the total lack of love that drove me away... Straight to here in fact!