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Posts by morty
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30Puppetry Of The Penis........
by morty inhas any one seen this stand up show yet???.
i have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....all i want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??.
it is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it..... we had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well.... can't wait, but want to know if i will need sunglasses or not??.
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Puppetry Of The Penis........
by morty inhas any one seen this stand up show yet???.
i have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....all i want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??.
it is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it..... we had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well.... can't wait, but want to know if i will need sunglasses or not??.
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The camera is all charged up and ready to go.....
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Puppetry Of The Penis........
by morty inhas any one seen this stand up show yet???.
i have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....all i want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??.
it is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it..... we had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well.... can't wait, but want to know if i will need sunglasses or not??.
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origami with the penis....does sound painful, but I am still game to go and see it.....I heard that it all got started with a couple of brothers ( siblings that is) trying to out do the other by being creative you could say....twisting,wrapping, curling and bending....So what came to mind to me was, all these years, I have been lied to about your penises being senstive....How can one do so much wrapping and twisting without it hurting??
I will see if I can get the camera in there, and crab some pics and post them....
or maybe not, Do ya think it would be locked quick??
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Is This Winter Harsh Where You Live?
by shamus inour winter this year has been very strange.
it was very warm originally, then lots of snow... we had a really nice spell here, and now wham!
we're right in the middle of winter hell in the mountains, lol!
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Sunnygal,
I cannot believe that parents are so quick to sue there...I am in Canada, and I guess maybe our system is a little diffrent then yours....I myself am a school bus driver so I know how quick they choose to cancell buses when there is a flake falling on the ground...here, where I am, it is not the schools that decide whether the buses are cancelled or not, it is the owner of the bus transportion...( I can count on one hand how many times our public school has closed for the day)What I donot understand is, we live in a small town but my children are not bused in, they walk....If the buses are cancelled then the in town kids still have to go....This troubles me because all they do is watch movies and play outside...(this is for the public school) has for my other son, who is in high school, they just cancell school period, if there is any bus delays then they just donot have any classes....I made the choice to keep my kids home this last week because of the awfull weather this week...sidewalks and stuff were all ice rinks,and it would have taken them hours to walk through the squalls/ice pellets we have been having....I just think that if the parents there in the States are so concerned about buses going or not going, then maybe they should be the ones that have to drive that bus or drive their children to school themselfs...I understand where your coming from though, it is all about our kids being SAFE on there way to school.....
Morty
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Beer survey
by dustyb inwhat brand of suds does everyone drink here?
i personally enjoy good ole' bud light.
but if i have to be cheap i do sacrifice taste for quanity and buy keystone ice (ack).
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I thought a snake bite was cider and black curent (sp) ???
anyone know?
This is my all time favorite, when I am in England...My cousins have/had pubs in Newcastle, and this was a very popular one that I had served up there a few times....( also sampled a few of them as well)
Been a few years since I have been back, but they can drink just as good as us Canadians
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Beer survey
by dustyb inwhat brand of suds does everyone drink here?
i personally enjoy good ole' bud light.
but if i have to be cheap i do sacrifice taste for quanity and buy keystone ice (ack).
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morty
Molson Canadian here, but only in the summer.....I have a hard time jugging down a bear..oopps, I mean beer in the winter...
I also have a good taste for New Castle Ale, thats only for a treat when I have the doe to splurch....
I will also settle for....
Bud, Coors, and even a Blue if it offered
Morty of the likes testing beer club
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Is This Winter Harsh Where You Live?
by shamus inour winter this year has been very strange.
it was very warm originally, then lots of snow... we had a really nice spell here, and now wham!
we're right in the middle of winter hell in the mountains, lol!
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Another day of more snow....We have snow squall warnings for middlesex county..( Mostly Southwestern Ontario) and it has started again....We woke up to another 15-20cms of snow this morning, just to go with the almost 2 feet we have gotten in the last week or so....
The school buses are cancelled again, and my son is never going to get his damn exams written....These are his first ones, so we all know that feeling of having to write one and having the knot in your belly....He has been trying to write the same french exam now for a week..( sorry Shamus for hyjacking your thread for a moment)
You have to be a true Canadian to get through all this mess....
siging off as, your weather annoucer for the day
Morty.....back to you Shamus
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Puppetry Of The Penis........
by morty inhas any one seen this stand up show yet???.
i have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....all i want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??.
it is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it..... we had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well.... can't wait, but want to know if i will need sunglasses or not??.
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LoL@ gumby
why did I know I would get a comment like that from you.....
lmao....
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Puppetry Of The Penis........
by morty inhas any one seen this stand up show yet???.
i have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....all i want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??.
it is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it..... we had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well.... can't wait, but want to know if i will need sunglasses or not??.
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morty
Has any one seen this stand up show yet???
I have been offered free tickets to go see this show on the weekend....All I want to really see is, how they make a hamburgar out of a weiner??
It is suppose to be one hell of a show, and cannot wait to see it....
We had the show in town for only 2 nights and sold out in 1 day, so they offered it for another 3 nights and sold it out as well...
Can't wait, but want to know if I will need sunglasses or not??
Morty
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hi everyone
by blue eyes ini,m new to the site, my friend mouthy and i have knowen each for 37 years we lived in montreal ,now in ontario.i was a weak jw and she was sent to me to make me a strong one,i don,t know that it work, but we are good friends.and she is still helping me ,to get on this line.
i met some of you last week end at swiss chalet,hi gang.
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morty
WELCOME BLUE EYES!!!
ENJOY YOUR STAY HERE....
MORTY