Posts by morty

a number of years ago, in the name of intellectual honesty, i decided to research religions to make an informed choice before being baptised as a jw.... there was not enough time (and i was too uninterested) to look at other religions seriously, so i figured if jw is the "truth" then it should be able to stand any criticism.. is it just me or is it all a load of old bollocks?!.

morty

WELCOME TO THE BOARD JEROHOBOBONANDAD....

AND TO THE WORLD OF B*LL-SH*T....

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CELEBRATION time for me... just got my semester grades back...

by FreedomFrog in

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friends

for my it class i passed with a 99% yay!!!!!!!!

and for my com class i passed with a 96%.

i don't know if you remember or not, but way back when (about 9 weeks ago) i came to all of you asking what you thought of human euthanasia.

morty

Congrats!!

Job well done!!!!!!

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I had a bad dream....

by loosie in

i dreamt my husband and i were at a kh for a wedding.

there were about 200 people there.

we were watching the bridesmaid walk up.

morty

Happy Birthday Morty!!!!!

Aawwwww, thanks hun.... ********************************************************************************************** Now, back to Loosie's dream....

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I wont have the interweb for a while

by IP_SEC in

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friends

i just moved into a new place and wont have internet for a while.

i got to get it ordered and installed... you know cable companies .

love yall.

morty

I will keep an eye on everyone for ya MAtt!!

Just think of all the work you will get done though eh!..it is the only time I get anything accomplished!

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Kingdom Hall Duties

by KW13 in

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friends

i remember even though i was young, i was 'mature' and i got the priv.

of doing microphones on certain occasions, helped the brother doing carpark e.t.c.

i used to hate mic's at our hall, they had cable attached so you were always tripping over this huge cable, or a sister would have it in her hand, then pull it, so you'd end up with this thing around your legs, basically attaching you to her.

morty

all they allowed me to do was clean the damn toilets!!!

I did ask many times to do the mic's like my brother's but, I was always told I did a better job cleaning!!

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I had a bad dream....

by loosie in

i dreamt my husband and i were at a kh for a wedding.

there were about 200 people there.

we were watching the bridesmaid walk up.

morty

thats not a bad dream, thats a nightmare my friend!

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panda's husband died...

by Country Girl in

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friends

our dear friend, panda's, husband died of a heart attack a night ago.

she is a sweetheart, and she didn't want to tell us because she was thinking that it would make people feel bad.

she is feeling very bad, that's forsure.

morty

Dear Panda

I have no conception of how painful your heart must feel right now losing your husband...Please no that I am with you in spirit and may time heal your heart ....

My condolences to you and your family...

Love Morty

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I've been offline for a while....just catching up here....How's everybody?

by Frannie Banannie in

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friends

i moved back to beaumont to stay with crabby pants.

was in dialup hell for a while because the computer was attached to cp's phone line.

he couldn't stand for me to be online for any length of time because it might have interferred with him getting to scream, cuss and roar at telemarketers and slam the phone down over and over hard enough to break it.

morty

AAAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Frannie is back!!!

missed ya my friend...I was gone for a bit as well, but woke up from my comma and thought I would check in...

lots is new with me but, cant talk about it here on the board....not allowed to use bad words on here..