FlyingHighNow

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  Flying High Now , I'm callin' you out !!!!!

  by wasblind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  name this tune and the artist .

  " you are sunshine, you are shadows.

  you are morning, you are night.

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  FlyingHighNow

  Okay, here's a new one:

  In the midnight moonlight I'll

  Be walking a long and lonely mile

  And everytime I do

  I keep seeing this picture of you
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  Flying High Now , I'm callin' you out !!!!!

  by wasblind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  name this tune and the artist .

  " you are sunshine, you are shadows.

  you are morning, you are night.

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  FlyingHighNow

  It's so good to see you here, Sylia. Love, love, love you.
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  Flying High Now , I'm callin' you out !!!!!

  by wasblind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  name this tune and the artist .

  " you are sunshine, you are shadows.

  you are morning, you are night.

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  FlyingHighNow

  Sylvia! Yay.
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  Possible Dub pickup line

  by soutx in

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  hey babe, how about you and me doing a -.

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  FlyingHighNow

  This one made me LOL.

  You are the most wholesome pioneer sister I have ever seen. I love the way your floral skirt skims the middle of your shins. Will you consider going in field service in my car group this coming Saturday?

  Glad at least you got the humor in it.

  Brother A, to brother B: The way her book bag sways as she walks drives me bananas.

  Brother B to Brother A: You should see the way she flips through her Watchtower before the meeting and bites the end of her bic pen, nervously. Drives me wild. I lay awake at night wondering what she looks like in her nightgown.

  Brother A. to brother B. I watched her get baptized. You should have seen the way her Stoops Manufacturing t-shirt clung to her one piece granny bathing suit. I decided then and there, I just gotta ask her out, you know, once she has pioneered for three years.

  Brother B. I can't even write a talk without getting distracted by thoughts of her in her night gown.
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  Possible Dub pickup line

  by soutx in

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  hey babe, how about you and me doing a -.

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  FlyingHighNow

  Scientific researchers have discovered a substance that completely eliminates the sex drive in JW females: Wedding Cake!

  It is the consensus among Jehovah's Witness females that the cure for libido is marrying a Jehovah's Witness male, especially those born or raised in.
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  Possible Dub pickup line

  by soutx in

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  hey babe, how about you and me doing a -.

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  FlyingHighNow

  Guys, sisters wouldn't like a sexual come on, really. You have to be more creative.
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  Possible Dub pickup line

  by soutx in

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  hey babe, how about you and me doing a -.

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  FlyingHighNow

  I noticed you taking copious amounts of notes at the convention. I mean, hubba hubba.
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  Flying High Now , I'm callin' you out !!!!!

  by wasblind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  name this tune and the artist .

  " you are sunshine, you are shadows.

  you are morning, you are night.

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  FlyingHighNow

  That Otis Redding was some kind of sharp business man and full of talent, not to mention handsome. Back to the kitchen for me and then off to bed.
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  Possible Dub pickup line

  by soutx in

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  hey babe, how about you and me doing a -.

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  FlyingHighNow

  I have spoken with the elders and they tell me you are the only young sister who is marriage material. Would you be agreeable to exchanging phone numbers so we have some conversations and figure out if we are compatiable enough to consider going out on a group date with blah blah blah and blah blah blah and so and so and so?
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  Why I feel that worshiping "God" is a waste of time...

  by CaptainSchmideo in

  1. jw
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  have you ever had a so-called friend who never seemed to be around when you really needed his active, participatory help, but was always good enough to show up after the fact, to lend you his "support" after the event?.

  maybe he failed to show up when you needed to move furniture.

  did he show up afterward, and praise you for the ability to get it done without his help?

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  FlyingHighNow

  I'm a theist and it's my express opinion that God does NOT expect to be worshipped. Worship is a human idea.