vidiot: Maybe I was hoping a little too hard that my "how many sex offenders" question (or something similar) would be asked... you know, really putting Jackson on the spot.
a) "That's not my field".
b) "That is your opinion. You are entitled to your opinion."
c) "That's not my understanding."
d) "That's a good question!!!"
e) "Thank you for giving me the opportunity to respond. Let's turn to the Bible..."
f) "What!?? We don't run a police state."
g) "I am only a Guardian Of Doctrine."
h) "No fucking way are we going to let women speak!"
*oops...forgot one:
i) "Spinks did it." (aka "ask Toole")
*damn...forgot the best one
h) "That is hypothetical."