Posts by coalize

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Governing Body TV

by punkofnice in

so, the holy, holy, holy governing body(tm) are on tv and very much to be worshipped (like rock stars).. do you think there will come a time when the jws won't have public talks (as an example), and rely totally on the tele evengelism from the gb?

i say this because a public speaker used to be offered travelling expenses when visiting a different kingdom hell.

either the popes will stop this, it already has been stopped.

coalize

The only GBTV I will have a look at, will be GangBang TV.

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The paradox of the WTBTS

by coalize in

on one hand, wtbts blame you if you choose to work instead of pioneering, and on the another hand, they ask crazily amount of money!.

isn't it paradoxal ?.

if every jw leave his job and pioneer, no more money!.

coalize

This has been discussed on another thread. It's a scam

Yes! And it make me think, that implies taht all the elders who take part at this scam are accomplices... And knowing perfectly all that is a scam!

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The Noah's ark : What a nonsense!

by coalize in

1. a shitty start we don't have to wait more than 4 verses of genesis 6 to put our feet in a big stinky bullshit :.

consequently, jehovah saw that mans wickedness was great on the earth and that every inclination of the thoughts of his heart was only bad all the time.

jehovah regretted that he had made men on the earth, and his heart was saddened.

coalize

4. Boarding of the magical zoo

Even before to fill the zoo barge, you have to start by gather all the animals arbitrarily-selected by God, Arbitrarily? Noooooo! Let's remember that all the beasts have to survive a cataclysmic downpour, stacked like sardines with the poo of their upstairs fellow creatures running all down their back. (given that there is no space for toilets in the more optimistic calculation). God had to choose the bests of bests, the supermen of the animal reign, with perfect genom and health.

And right now, a new incosistency rears its ugly head : Even if the creationnists like to imagine the Noah's ark full of silly koalas, tearful pandas and damp nose puppies, in short cute animals, God had to accommodate the parasites and other bacteria.

How can we have in the same time the best healthy animals AND animals carrying disease?

And it's not the end! The parasite behind the malaria, even if they are born by squatting mosquito's tummy, have absolutely to grow in an human host! So that means, that Noah has to cath this sympathic disease during the travel, to survive and to wait that his nippers have enough childs to transmit the disease without to eradicate all the human race! And I don't speak about the taenia or another venereal disease!

Now that all the animals and all the disease are chosen, how to gather all this animals at the foot of the ark? Despite all their good will, the creationnists never succeeded to find plausible "scientifical" hypothesis to explain this part of the story. Then what to do? Yes, you're right : Abracadabra! A divine miracle in your ass! (How many since the start ? I lost the count)

"It's written in the Bible! Noah didn't had to gather the animals, it's God who miraculously called all this little folks to come to pack together around the ark,( just to complicate a little more the life of Noah, who wasn't struggling enough with the building of the ark! Shitty termites! How many time I have to say you to stop noshing the raw material of the ark?). It's possible! Look at the migratory birds who travel thousands of kilometers without to screw up like if they had a GPS!"

Ok for the bird. But a panguin will be well advised to embark a lot of ice cubes to hope to cross the desert between him and the ark! And the sloths, tortoises, slugs and another snails? God gave them a special ephemeral speed skill? And the kangaroos? They cross the ocean from australia in breaststroke?

"LOL! Very funny! Heretic! It's simple! The world we know was created by the flood. Before the world was a single block and it was more easy for the animals to join Noah!"

OK! Then the world was a block on which every animal of the creation was living within range of the ark? It's bullshit, it explains nothing and in fact, like I will show later, it's only postponing the problem!

But let's make like if all the animals have reached the ark by magic and the penguins found a big reserve of sunscreen. How to explain that the lions didn't try to take advantage of the situation to nosh the pair of chosen gnu? And the insect? How they made to not dying crushed like stupid by an elephant? And the not chosen animals around this meeting? Why they didn't take advantage of this bargain?

All this story looks like a gigantic bowl of cocain put under the nose of Pete doherty, praying for him to not touch it!

"But you're so stupid! God in his almighty power could easily soothe all the animals during the travel"

Ah yes of course, I'm stupid! 3000th divine miracle!

And the plants? Yes, the Flood is so violent that he will shape the world we know and move continents! Then let me say you the vegetation will suffer like crazy! Noah have to save it and gather several millions of plants, and this time God can send the GPS coordinates to all the tree of the planet, they won't come!

And I don't speak about the fact that the Bible say that the boarding lasted only 7 days (according to Genesis 7:1-3) or 1 day (according to Genesis 7:12), and to make enter 4 million of animals in 7 days in the ark, you must to make enter 7 animals every second 24 - 7....

(to be continued...)

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The paradox of the WTBTS

by coalize in

on one hand, wtbts blame you if you choose to work instead of pioneering, and on the another hand, they ask crazily amount of money!.

isn't it paradoxal ?.

if every jw leave his job and pioneer, no more money!.

coalize

Conventions were their sales seminars and donations were huge at these affairs

It makes me remember of one thing : All the time, the sunday morning at convention, when they was telling the money received, it was negative. I don't remember a single time, when the account was positive!

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Manicheism of the WTBTS

by coalize in

i think one of the more evil trick of the wtbts is their manicheism!.

on a large bunch of subjects, they wants the fellow followers to believe that in a given situation, it is only possible to take two choice, of course, diametrically opposite.

and of course, you have the good choice and the bad choice.. of course, nothing is more wrong than that!

coalize

Its so strange how you can be in a cult but not realize it until you're on the outside looking back in.

Not really. The person who are in a given situation, are rarely the more clever about this situation!

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How many JW Families do you know of who hate each other and shun each other? "Religion of Hatred" 1.a

by The1975Blues in

when you were attending the kingdom halls did you see feuds and hate filled wars against members working on the new personality?

how strong were the elders in keeping their halls filled with love not hatred, jesus said everyone would be filled with love, there was no room for hatred in jesus christ's view of how christians ought to act!

when you see children shunning parents, parents shunning children, aunts, uncles, grandma and grandpas displaying qualities jesus said were "instant tickets to hell" why do the jws keep attending the meetings if their filled with hate?

coalize

The Bible or god has nothing to do with the watchtower(tm).

and vice versa!

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Name "UNWRITTEN" Rules That JWs Are Supposed To Follow

by minimus in

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as with the scribes and pharisees, there are a number of unwritten rules that witnesses are supposed to follow.

here's a couple : "worldly" kids in society depictions are shown quite often wearing their baseball caps backwards.

jehovah's witness youths would not want to imitate that "look".

coalize

Never understood that erroneous male answer thing

Another proof of the fact that religion comes from the brain of human males and not from God...

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Single Sisters

by BashfulAshG in

am i the only one who has single, desperate sisters in the congregation?

they tend to be holier-than-thou, frumpty, but in private talk about getting married.

but they don't understand why no brother will look at them.

coalize

I think the same way than Designer Stubble.

I don't see that fact funny at all. At contrary It makes me cry. So many lifes lost. So many young girls and guys who will never know what's real life. So many girls and guys who never experienced what their body have to offer. So many bodies who feel guilty to act like bodies.

In that, JWs are as dumb as muslims...

That's sad. Very sad.

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God exists? God doesn't? God is a different concept? Convince me!

by punkofnice in

i am in a spiritual void at the moment after a year out of the borg and 50 years in.. i'd like to hear 'brief' evidence for the existance or non existance of god/s without an argument between members here.. i'd like to get fresh view points as mine is now so critical it's telling me to be an agnostic or atheist.

why?

i am in want of evidence, not just words from a copy/paste troll & no links.. i just want to open up to new possibilities but with evidence to support it not just 'faith'..

coalize

First I was a JW... and I left this bullshit cult

After I stay christian... and I left this muthafuckin guilty philosophy

After I stay just religious ... and I left this fairy mind behind

Now I'm free... I'm so free, I think I'm flying!

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Local Elders whip the Congregation into a frenzy about donating to the Organization

by James Jack in

because of the may broadcast about how funds are down, our elders have been in their talks "encouraging" or pressuring everyone to donate more to the world wide work.. it freaks me out how we already give them a set amount of $600 a month, plus what is contributed by the congregation(usually $400 to $500 a month).

heck, our local congregation bank account even got below $500 for the first time this past may since i have been doing the accounts(4 years now).

for june, we raised a whopping $2400 to send into the branch.. the most amazing part, is that only a select few contribute on a regular basis every month.

coalize

ass kissing elders

great pleonasm!