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Invitation for you British to Bash us Americans

by Celtic in

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celtic plugs his ears in advance.

Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

by ball. in

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does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

ball.

like it only takes 3 mins to boil or fry one, you in a rush or sumpthink? Lol

errrrr, 5 mins I've been boiling em for, plus bring it to the boil. Anyway, I like to get everything done the night before - I mean look how late I am to bed right now. Then in the morning - I like to chill, nothing much to do. I iron my shirt, shave and shower all the night before. When I get up, everything is all prepared and I sit and watch the news while drinking strong coffee and smoking a few. Thats the way I like it.

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Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

by ball. in

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does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

ball.

Shit - I just realised I haven't got any eggs for the morning!!! Oh well, plans now on hold.

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Profound statement thread

by Brummie in

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someone said this to me today ... .

"love is not a feeling, its an act of will".

i had never thought that through before.

ball.

Always Coka Cola

- sorry I think I've been hynotised.

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Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

by ball. in

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does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

ball.

God - I post all these theological thesis that come to nothing and I can't believe I got two pages out of "Re: Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?"

Thanks everyone for the ideas.

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Why am I pissed?

by baysixforme in

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i got the results of my exams today and i have passed!.

ball.

Bay6 - where are you? Are you making it to Mikes BBQ in a couple of weeks?

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Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

by ball. in

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friends

does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

ball.

No - the egg came first - then the chicken!

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Does anyone know how to microwave eggs?

by ball. in

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friends

does anyone know how to microwave eggs?.

i tried looking it up on the internet but without luck.

i've been told you can pierce a hole in the shell so they don't explode, but even so, i wouldn't know how long to cook them for.

ball.

Yep, chicken eggs, get "pooped" on. Oh well, I suppose it's all nourishment at the end of the day. I hope all you people don't forget to pray to Jehovah before you eat breakfast, 'cas I sure as hell am going to from now on!!!

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