Dave Latterman's view......
The number one top ten tonight tonight about burning questions about Prince is" who gives a flying leap what that wierdo is doing? He became a JW, enough said!"
Purple
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Prince...(burning questions)
by razorMind indoes prince wear his stiletto boots to the kh meetings?
does he work his territory in full makeup and elaborately-pressed-n-curled hair?
does he attend the meetings in full-on eyeliner?
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That most puzzlin' species called Women, or Ladies if you prefer .....
by Celtic inceltic sighs harumphing as he does so.. if only.. if only more men were like women and some women were like men the world would be almost perfect.
the added schenalligan though still in the recipe afterwards i'm sure would be women, though definitely not men, though in the minority would still cause hell for everyone else.
you can take that as an inverted compliment.
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Purple
Mate get yourself an aussie shelia! Great knockers, will throw back a beer or two with ya, keep up with the best of what man has to offer then knock your socks off in other areas. Ya just havent met the right broad yet mate. Men are just as much of a puzzlement to women although why you choose to just look at the physical aspect gets me. Looks fade, things sag and age and gravity get us all. What your left with is a person.
Today I worked with a lady who had been married for 59 years and then had to leave her husband. Now imagine starting life again at the age of 81! She said the same thing. She was rather a looker in her hey day, and she thought all the fellows chased her becuase of her looks. She said when they were gone the husband looked elsewhere and finally last year she gave up and moved on. Made me think more about what attracts me to someone and vice versa. The guy I like I think is great but maybe who knows what others think of him. I dont care, I like him and if nothing else I will always have a good friend and they are hard to find.
So you concentrate on the fat butt and think that she would be perfect if only...well maybe she is thinking the same thing about you so looks elsewhere. However if you did actually meet and get over your predjudice you might have found your soul mate in someone you may never have looked at twice. Get over yourself mate and just get to know people. Stop judging a person by their looks and get to know the person. More importantly let people get to know the real you. Become friends first and forget about what a person looks like. No one can help how they look unless of course its all plastic. So she has a fat arse who cares, she likes spending time with you and your small you know what.
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Your Tomb Stone... what do you want written on it?
by Elsewhere in.
i think i would like this on mine:.
you had your chance, but now he's gone.. please keep the line moving..
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Purple
Bugger me, didn't see that one coming......................
Here lies Terina, she played hard, laughed a lot and loved everyone in her life...all except one that is...may he rot in hell..alone and in agony......
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It just friggen gets worse.....
by Country Girl intomorrow i am leaving for the silent lambs summit.
at 5 a.m. tonight, my jw brother, who is dying from a very rare disease, tells me that he was molested by the same guy that molested me.
he also hints around that our brother, who is dead, was molested.
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Purple
Ohh {{{{{{countrygirl}}}}} I am so sorry. Sorry that you found out the way you did and sorry your and your beautiful brothers had to go through this and to have effected you all your whole lives is unbelievable and also unfair. Hope you do catch up with him and it starts the healing process for you. I cant even imagine what you must be going through.
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A question I can not answer
by spiritwalker inwhy is it, with all the money and education in this world.
with all the talent that is brought to the forefront and variety among us.
is there no greater comedy movies then those done by "the three stooges" "laurel and hardy" "abbot and costello" and "charlie chaplin?
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Purple
I agree with you to some extent. You have to remember though that the world was a very different place when those greats were creating their comedy and life was also different. Maybe what is funny is how innocent life was back then. Everything they did was fresh and new and hence funny but now "nothing new is under the sun". There is not as much that is innocent or funny these days. SOme of the funniest lines I have heard come from characters who speak truth such as George out of Sienfeild. Some of his lines still make me laugh because I identify with them easily. Such as his imortal singing message about "believe it or not George isn't at home". Or the line "I am without speech, I have nothing to say". Stuff like that is still funny. I also like the new comedians although I dont understand a lot of what they are talking about being Australian we have very different humour styles! But I love Abbott and COstello, Lucille Ball, Laurel and HArdy and heaps of others of the old ones!
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Update on my situation and Purple MTS. Magesty....................
by Sunnygal41 inhello my fellow loveable apostatoes!
i know many of you have just been dying to know how i've been doing since i was terminated from my job, so i will now put you all out of your misery by elucidating!
let's see..............last week i filed for my first week of unemployment and have a hearing on the 29th.
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Purple
Of course Purple makes you feel good! Purple makes everyone feel better at any time! Good luck with everything!
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Off to sunny Queensland and boring Berri
by Purple injust thought i would wish you all an early happy easter.
i am off in the next couple of days on holdidays to queensland to the gold coast then for easter i am going to the riverland to berri to spend easter with my dad.
so as i wont be back on line till after then i thought i would say think of me whilst your at work, sunning myself, playing, partying and hopefully finding some umm "termporary" male friends and breaking the 14 year drought!
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Purple
Thanks guys I will drink heaps and go to many night clubs. I worry about it healing over too but I got a triple xxx so hopefully that will help things a bit! I will do a "drought" update report when I get back, hopefully the 14 year "drought" will be broken soon!
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Off to sunny Queensland and boring Berri
by Purple injust thought i would wish you all an early happy easter.
i am off in the next couple of days on holdidays to queensland to the gold coast then for easter i am going to the riverland to berri to spend easter with my dad.
so as i wont be back on line till after then i thought i would say think of me whilst your at work, sunning myself, playing, partying and hopefully finding some umm "termporary" male friends and breaking the 14 year drought!
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Purple
Hhehehe I'll be watching for them alright and trying to catch some too!
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Off to sunny Queensland and boring Berri
by Purple injust thought i would wish you all an early happy easter.
i am off in the next couple of days on holdidays to queensland to the gold coast then for easter i am going to the riverland to berri to spend easter with my dad.
so as i wont be back on line till after then i thought i would say think of me whilst your at work, sunning myself, playing, partying and hopefully finding some umm "termporary" male friends and breaking the 14 year drought!
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Purple
Greetings everyone
Just thought I would wish you all an early Happy Easter. I am off in the next couple of days on holdidays to Queensland to the Gold Coast then for Easter I am going to the Riverland to Berri to spend Easter with my Dad. So as I wont be back on line till after then I thought I would say think of me whilst your at work, sunning myself, playing, partying and hopefully finding some umm "termporary" male friends and breaking the 14 year drought! Catch ya all when I get back!
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A poem for Purple
by talesin inhere's one of my favorite poems, especially for you, purple.
and generally for anyone else who may enjoy it .... warning: when i am an old woman i shall wear purple.
by jenny joseph.
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Purple
Hheheh thanks that's one of my favorite poems. I am going to print it out and put it on my fridge with a funny picture!