Posts by PinTail

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reinstatement

by sugarbritches in

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hi does anyone know what the procedure is for reinstatement?

i love this forum- you guys are all great.

sugarbritches

Yes Verginia you must first be outside looking in for at least one year, then after that IF you have stopped being naughty asumming they know how naughty or nice you really are, then you send the Elders a form of worship to them in the likeness of a begging letter; now your letter must have lots of tears on the paper you know all that mushy stuff like you really belive you have been a real filthy disgusting person who caused vile reproch on the Org. Then I am sure you will be let back into the fold of gods loving Christian brotherhood. Now, if they do not let you in stating the body feels you are not repented enough, if it was me I would go and drink more beer at Freddys Bar and Grile just down the corner from me.

Now I have found better friends than I ever had in the troof at the Elks Club, they forgive me of my sins .

Shane

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I've had it....

by Country_Woman in

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yesterday evening my dog got an epileptic attack - peeing all over the tapestry and almost glueing at the floor with the foam at his mouth (it is very hard to remove).

after the attack he wanted to "walk" pacing up the room (and backyard) for a long time.. .

this night he was whining a lot - wanting outside... (which i allowed for at least 5 times - thus having not much sleep myself).

PinTail

I have seizures too, if I pissed my self and craped my Dockers I would ask for bullet, I think. But for me I just walk around the house and yard like a friggin zombie.

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Freeway Courtesy -- Fuuuunnnnny!

by FreePeace in

here is a funny video!

check it out!.

http://www.empowerthespirit.com/misc/freewaycourtesy.asf.

PinTail

It don't work at all onn mine... Boo Hooo

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This is the funniest smiley I've ever seen

by TresHappy in

PinTail

Brothers again we are forced to remind some not to reserve seats before the convention, it shows that you are not conducting your self like a lesser one. Projectile Vomitus...

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Name all the popular self employed Witness business's:

by PinTail in

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trim line, rug doctor, janitoral bussines, lock smiths, roofers, car sales, book binding, catering, candle making: ....

shane

PinTail

He is a real cute little kid, but its sad how they force such a tender aged child through out his life for that matter to think like BORG.

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~Show us your PC wallpaper~

by FlyingHighNow in

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here's mine: (it's set on a red background).

PinTail

Here we go Hamlet:

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Is Jehovah the God of "Impartial Love"??

by frankiespeakin in

i think most would agree that real true love has to be impartial,,no favoritism,,completely fair,,equal concern,, reguardless of race,,nationality,,or even species.. yet when we read the bible what do we find?

we find god hating no only singled out persons, but entire nationalities.

he even tell his people to sacrifice innocent animals for sins,,i don't know about you but i see a big discrepancy here, if god is supposed to be impartial.