My facebook commandments:
Don't tag me in random pictures I have no interest in or have nothing to do with.
Don't share random pictures or inspirational sayings with me that say if you don't re-share this in the next 5 minutes you are heartless bitch and want all kittens to die.
Don't send me app requests, I will just ignore then and probably block you if it keeps happening
I really do not care about pictures of the back of your cell phone which happen to have your boobs in the background.
You are able to tell your significant other that you love them daily without sharing it with the entire world
Oh and if you post Happy VD day on Feb 14th - I'm not automatically thinking you mean Valentines Day
Aaaahhhhh I feel better now - I really don't like facebook that much