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  Funny Bone

  by LittleToe in

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  haha,haha, hahahahahahaha...... .

  why the heck do they call it a "funny bone"?.

  "lt's contribution to fluff", thread, coz it's a beautiful day outside and i should be enjoying it instead of being stuck in here .

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  LT... I can sympathize all day long... I gotta go home and sleep... alone. When it's a nice sunny day outside.

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  Funny Bone

  by LittleToe in

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  haha,haha, hahahahahahaha...... .

  why the heck do they call it a "funny bone"?.

  "lt's contribution to fluff", thread, coz it's a beautiful day outside and i should be enjoying it instead of being stuck in here .

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  Can anyone else tell I'm bored.

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  Funny Bone

  by LittleToe in

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  haha,haha, hahahahahahaha...... .

  why the heck do they call it a "funny bone"?.

  "lt's contribution to fluff", thread, coz it's a beautiful day outside and i should be enjoying it instead of being stuck in here .

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  Actually... a hot water bottle is (or at least started out as) a douche bag. Another little known fact.

  FMZ
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  Funny Bone

  by LittleToe in

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  haha,haha, hahahahahahaha...... .

  why the heck do they call it a "funny bone"?.

  "lt's contribution to fluff", thread, coz it's a beautiful day outside and i should be enjoying it instead of being stuck in here .

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  It it actually called the humerus... which is a lot like humorous... thus... funny.

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  Answers to elders who ask " Do you consider yourself one of JWs"

  by blondie in

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  or similar questions by the elders?

  were you asked something similar and how did you answer?.

  blondie.

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  lmao... funny you should say that... I've been really into splatterfest movies lately... my favorites being the Evil Dead series.

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  Turn away from these wicked ways!

  by Proud Witness in

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  well as you would have guessed from my name, i am a proud witness and i feel obliged to preach to you about the promises that our wonderful creator, jehovah god, has promised each and every one of us, of any race or background.

  i know that you already know what he has told us through his word, but i am curious to wonder why you have chosen to jump off the narrow road which leads to everlasting life.

  is it because you have had a bad experience in god's organization?

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  I tried searching for the hash, too. They were clever enough to cover that track.
  I suspect it's someone like Hamas, but time will tell...

  I humbly disagree... I'd say it's less like Hamas, and more like dumbass. lol..

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  Answers to elders who ask " Do you consider yourself one of JWs"

  by blondie in

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  or similar questions by the elders?

  were you asked something similar and how did you answer?.

  blondie.

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  Here is one that really helped me (Karo syrup and a little food coloring go a looong way):

  Elder: "So, Keith, do you consider yourself one of Jehovah's Witnesses?"

  Me: "No, I cannot conscientiously do that until I get something off my chest"

  Elder: "What would you like to get it off your chest?"

  Me: "My skin." <takes out a knife rigged with a bulb of fake blood, and starts slicing at his chest>

  Elder: <vomits>

  Would never happen, but would get a great rise out of the elder!

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  Why you should never put your picture on the internet

  by Leolaia in

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  pretty much says it all....poor kid, rotl..... http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/.

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  lol... thanks Sassy... I will have to have patience.

  A good friend of mine recently told me this clever ditty:

  Patience is a virtue,

  Possess it if you can,

  Sometimes found in women,

  Rarely in a man.

  It's o-so true.

  FMZ
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  Why you should never put your picture on the internet

  by Leolaia in

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  pretty much says it all....poor kid, rotl..... http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/why/.

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  OK... can someone just describe the pictures for me.. lmao... I feel so left out of the loop.

  FMZ
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  Turn away from these wicked ways!

  by Proud Witness in

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  well as you would have guessed from my name, i am a proud witness and i feel obliged to preach to you about the promises that our wonderful creator, jehovah god, has promised each and every one of us, of any race or background.

  i know that you already know what he has told us through his word, but i am curious to wonder why you have chosen to jump off the narrow road which leads to everlasting life.

  is it because you have had a bad experience in god's organization?

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  FMZ

  Yep and don't forget the slut avatar. I just lov v v v v v v uh uh uhv v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v ve love slutty avatars.

  Me too! Oh, you were being sarcastic?

  FMZ