Posts by FMZ

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Dog got sprayed by a skunk

by confusedjw in

oh my god does it stink.

and i can"t put him outside or he"ll bark all night and keep the neighbors up.

he's in the basement stinky, wet and whining.

What is the safest way to kill (er...displace) a skunk?

by confusedjw in

we see this damn skunk this time of year a lot when we drive into the yard.

now the dog has gotten sprayed.. a man and his dog only want to go through this once.. .

of course their is shooting (where is mr. heston when you need him?

Hmm... Actually I believe you could get in touch with your local conservation department and they'll have someone come out and trap it. If you can't be arsed with this method, then just take a .22 to it. You'd have to be a good shot though, cause if you don't want to risk hitting the Stench Sack, a headshot would be the best way to go.

FMZ

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What caused you to get out?

by Country Girl in

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for me it was that i knew it was lie from a young age.. cg

FMZ

Well since it's just you and me tonight......let's talk some smut on NPY. Everytime I see you post or think of you......all I can think of is you laughing your arse off with FMZ while I was going to take advantage of her in her passed out drunken state in our room.

lmao... I remember it well... wheeling the baggage cart into the room, laughing our asses off while we figure out how to get her moved... her legs just flopping over the side of the bed and she was still quite peacefully dozing. Good times.

"Not Perfect Yet"? I think it should be "Not Sober or Awake Yet". lol

FMZ

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Bastards!

by gumby in

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not one person wished me a happy 3 year jwd birthday today.

i don't think i luv you guys anymore.. gumby

FMZ

Ya miserable Gumbirthday Gumboy. 3 years huh? That's almost as long as I've been alive, you're old

Seriously tho, the board wouldn't be the same without you. Keep it up... (or at least try... I know "keeping it up" isn't easy at your age). <ducks>

FMZ

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Dog got sprayed by a skunk

by confusedjw in

oh my god does it stink.

and i can"t put him outside or he"ll bark all night and keep the neighbors up.

he's in the basement stinky, wet and whining.

FMZ

lmao dude... you never ever fail to crack me up.

Give Red Assed Dog Who Stinks Of Skunk a pat on the head from me when he is clean.

FMZ

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Stephen Hawking: No parallel Universes in Black Holes

by Gerard in

bad news for treky fans:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,126473,00.html

hawking: black holes mangle matter, energy

FMZ

I read an article in DISCOVER magazine suggesting just that, that past present and future are all an illusion...MIND BLOWING CONCEPT

lol, you have no idea. I have experienced this personally. I have had a shared dream with a friend. (i.e. where we are both in the same place in the dream, and are even aware of each other). I was very skeptic at first, until he described certain objects there in very accurate detail, even where I was sat. Now that is wild... but here is the more wild part... his dream occured approximately 72 hours after mine.

Anyway, I am a firm believer in this concept of all things existing at once. Even more interesting though, is that all things are one. Not only is there really no "when", but also no "where". "There and then" is really "Here and now". But even then, there is no "here", as "here" would imply that there exists a "there". So it is just.... well... hold on, no, there isn't even a "now", as for "now" to exist, there would have to be a "then"... but there isn't, cause it's one and the same. So there is no "Here and now"... there is just "and". But then "and" suggests that more than one thing exists, but it does not. There is only one. So we are left with "".

The meaning of life is "" !

Seriously though, I do believe in all things being one. I can't explain it, but then, I can barely work a washing machine.

FMZ

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Let us nurture our friendships

by Sirona in

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taken from anam cara, spiritual wisdom from the celtic world by john o'donohue"a person should always offer a prayer of graciousness for the love that has awakened in them.

when you feel love for your beloved and his or her love for you, now and again you should offer the warmth of your love as a blessing for those who are damaged and unloved.

send that love out into the world to people who are desperate; to those who are starving; to those who are trapped in prison; in hospitals and all the brutal terrains of bleak and tormented lives.

FMZ

Beautiful, I'll second that Sirona.

FMZ

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Do JW's still think Pleiades is God;s eteranal throne?

by bob1999 in

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"the constellation of the seven stars forming the pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve even as our sun's planets obey the sun and travel in their respective orbits.

it has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling-place of jehovah and the place of the highest heavens....

"the constellation of the pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man.

FMZ

Hmm.. not sure that God would even need to do Pilates, or any other exercise for that matter...

FMZ

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don't click this link unless you have a strong bladder!

by little witch in

funniest thing i ever saw!

if you have dial up service, it will take a while to load .

http://search.hp.netscape.com/hp/boomframe.jsp?query=jibjab.com&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3fsrc%3dwebsearch%26requestid%3d5f020959588a4a81%26clickeditemrank%3d1%26userquery%3djibjab.com%26clickeditemurn%3dhttp%253a%252f%252fwww.jibjab.com%252fthisland.html%26invocationtype%3d-%26frompage%3dhppavtop%26amp%3bamptest%3d1&remove_url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.jibjab.com%2fthisland.html.

FMZ

http://www.jibjab.com/thisland.html

Here you go....

FMZ

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Life Isn't Easy : (

by FMZ in

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when you look this good!

lol... just wanted to post a pic of my haircut.

i think i lost to gumby tho, he's the good looking futher mucker.

FMZ

lmao @ all you guys.

I'm sure most of you realize this thread was written with the proverbial tongue planted firmly in cheek. Thanks for the compliments anyway everyone!

FMZ of the "confidence is everything" class.