Scratchme10101: Those were exactly my thoughts when I started recovering from my WT-induced depression. I looked at some of the fools in the congregation, and to some of the intelligent ones who were dealing with issues rather than logic and actual knowledge, and the nut cases who were just downright creepy, and started telling myself "This doesn't match such spiritual paradise I've been told all my life about; I'm not sure I want to spend eternal life with these people".
That last statement about spending eternity with them was one that struck me too. I'll pass.
One more thing, dubstepped. Please, please tell me you didn't try the garlic enema thing!
Ha-ha, nope, never tried it. My mom told me the story of the Radio Shack 9V battery. She was playing cards with sisters, some elderly, and one elderly sister was telling everyone how she was curing her colon cancer by shocking herself with the 9V battery. She could tell it was working because her stool was black. That's the cancer leaving the body, she said. Who could possibly argue with such sad, deluded logic?