Posts by Dan-O

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Donald Rumsfeld caption time,
by William Penwell in
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"oh crap, am i in a lot of doggie doo doo.
Dan-O

"I wish I had remembered to put in my dentures before I left the house."
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hey to junction boy and ohio cowboy
by EyeDrEvil in
1. jw
2. experiences
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somehow i got the impression you guys are in ohio.

eyedrevil
Dan-O

Ohio is such a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live there.
But visiting is almost convenient, as it's only 6 miles from my house to the state line.
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If You Want To Start Up Your Own Ex-Dub Board..
by Englishman in
1. jw
2. friends
..and want to advertise it in a thread here, can you let us know first, please?.

there are good reasons for this request.. many thanks,.

englishman.
Dan-O

I noticed that, too, Doc. I toyed with the idea of actually buying the domain just for fun, but we don't cloak our registration info ... so anyone would be able to trace the domain right back to my desk. And I'm not ready to do that.
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Which Side of the Bed?
by simplesally in
1. jw
2. friends
i can sleep on either side but i prefer the right side.

my first ex husband always insisted we change based on which side was closer to the door.

i'll be the pillow where you lay your head, lay your head.
Dan-O

Much like your ex, Mrs. O also insists on sleeping on whichever side of the bed is closest to the door (i.e., closest to the bathroom). I sleep on whatever side is available for me. I'm flexible ... I can even sleep sitting upright on the couch with my feet parked on the coffee table.
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If You Want To Start Up Your Own Ex-Dub Board..
by Englishman in
1. jw
2. friends
..and want to advertise it in a thread here, can you let us know first, please?.

there are good reasons for this request.. many thanks,.

englishman.
Dan-O

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Some Jokes
by GenericMan in
1. social
2. humour
i'm a jehovah's bystander.

we's like the witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved.

- flip wilson.
Dan-O

What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness?
Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
I like that one best!
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Scared to go for gas!
by Special K in
1. jw
2. friends
holy crow:.

my gas tank is empty and i need to buy gas.. the price went up and are you ready for this...... .93 cents a litre here in nova scotia, canada.

with my calculations with conversion to us gallon and 30% exchange rate it puts the cost about: .
Dan-O

This morning, when I took the kids to school, it was 78.4¢/L (which is way too stinkin' much IMO). Then, this afternoon at 3:05 pm, the retailers jacked the price up to 88.9¢/L.
Once the afternoon rush was done, at around 4:15 pm, the price magically dropped back down to 78.8¢/L.
The gas stations here play that game on a weekly basis. Usually the prices go up Thursday night or first thing Friday morning by anywhere from 5 to 10 cents a gallon. By Monday morning, the prices are usually back to the previous prices.
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"The Shining" in 30 seconds (starring The Bunnies)
by Big Tex in
1. social
2. humour
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well it made me laugh.

http://www.angryalien.com/0504/shiningbunnies.html
Dan-O

Thanks, Tex! That was a hoot! Did you check out their Exorcist Bunnies movie?
http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html
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Scared to go for gas!
by Special K in
1. jw
2. friends
holy crow:.

my gas tank is empty and i need to buy gas.. the price went up and are you ready for this...... .93 cents a litre here in nova scotia, canada.

with my calculations with conversion to us gallon and 30% exchange rate it puts the cost about: .
Dan-O

I was smart (or is that lucky?) and filled up earlier this week before the latest price jump. It was still $37 to pump 20 gallons into my baby.
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Anyone up to sharing a drink with me?
by codeblue in
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2. friends
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ok...it's only 3:34...i am mixing me a drink, anyone else want to join me?.

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Dan-O

Hey, Puter ... try the Muslim thing. Go martyr yourself. There will be 70 of them waiting for ya once you're dead & in paradise.