Posts by Dan-O

it's time to quit for good.. i will be revisiting this thread before i go to bed tonight, and i will at that time be able to post that i made it through the day without a single puff of tobacco smoke.

Dan-O

It's a bear to quit, ain't it?

Dan-O, of the 'smoking since 1983 class'

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Chili Contest <rated "C" for cussin'>

by Frannie Banannie in

>chili contest story.

>the notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named frank, who was.

>visiting texas from the east coast.. >.

Dan-O

If the sweat ain't beading up on your forehead, it ain't good chili. I make stuff that requires asbestos toilet paper for the day after.

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could i be preggers???....or just sick?

by kittyeatzjdubs in

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ok...so i was cooking dinner last night and suddenly became nauseous and threw up 3 times.

i couldn't put anything in my mouth the whole night.

this morning i was feeling woozy so i managed to eat a bowl of cereal.

Dan-O

Coincidental? Beats me.

Just don't blame it on ME if you're swellin' with the melon. I had my plumbing re-routed years ago.

:-P

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Things you do that prove you have WAY too much time on your hands...

by JH in

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when a guy does this on a friday night, it's because he has way too much time on his hands.

sorry if your avatar isn't posted.. so, what do you do, that proves that you have too much time on your hands?

Dan-O

Proving I have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS? You mean OTHER THAN SURFING THIS BOARD?

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Can anyone recommend a few spacey/trippy rock songs?

by Leander in

i'm working on putting together a rock compilation cd and i'm aiming for a really spacey/trippy type of vibe.

anyone have a few recommendations?.

1. the doors - riders on the storm.

Dan-O

Pink Floyd: Time. or Run Like Hell. or Money.

The Outlaws: Green Grass & High Tides.

The Allman Brothers (or Molly Hatchet): Dreams That I'll Never See

Strawberry Alarm clock: Incense & Peppermints.

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Do you purposly annoy,,,,,,,,,

by kls in

your husband ,wife ,boyfriend or girlfriend, things that you know really annoy them so you keep doing it to see their reaction?.

heres mine ,and you can never tell ,shhhhh.

i will go ouside and cut a plant ,maybe trim it ,at first i really did forget to clean up my plant mess but oh oh , i got a reaction so now i leave them for him to see and watch him blow,,,,,,,,,,lol .

Dan-O

"I never do something to personally annoy.."

God bless ya, Sass.

Mrs. O actually admitted to an intentional annoyance today. When she empties a carton of half-and-half, she rinses & then turns the box upside down in the sink to drain. She does NOT squsch the empty box & throw it in the garbage. And she does this JUST to annoy me. God forbid that I should walk into the kitchen for a cup of coffee and find a carton of half-and-half in the fridge PLUS empty space in the sink.

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What musical instrument do you play?

by anewme in

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i spent many many years peforming on the cello before becoming a witness at 18 and being encouraged to quit all my symphony associations etc which i obediently did.

i was a soloist once with a community symphony and it was a wonderful experience!

i have a recording of the concerto i performed.

Dan-O

I play the radio. And the CD player. And that little 12 key xylaphone that we bought the kids when they were toddlers. Outside of that, the only music I make is after eating beans.

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Do you purposly annoy,,,,,,,,,

by kls in

your husband ,wife ,boyfriend or girlfriend, things that you know really annoy them so you keep doing it to see their reaction?.

heres mine ,and you can never tell ,shhhhh.

i will go ouside and cut a plant ,maybe trim it ,at first i really did forget to clean up my plant mess but oh oh , i got a reaction so now i leave them for him to see and watch him blow,,,,,,,,,,lol .

Dan-O

Mrs. O gets very annoyed when I gesture as if I'm holding a gun ... pump a round into the chamber of that shotgun, take aim, and then ... fart loudly.