I hear that his Depends now have to be changed on an hourly basis, and that nurses' aides are on standby to shovel the 90 something years of accumulated Crap finally freeing itself from his crotchety, wrinkled, Magoo looking body.
I truly pity the poor Soul who has to give him his daily sponge baths.
Sorry for the threadjack-I couldn't help myself.
as it seems i'm going to be a daddy for the first time!.
go sperms!!
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YeeHaw!!! There will soon be Another Texas Apostate!!!
Congratulations!
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"Keep in mind, a little goes a long way. I use it occasionally, and a small bottle will last me 3 or 4 years."
Are we still talking about the LSD???
"Is that anything like lsd? "
Not anywhere near as good. Or so I've heard...
*edit to add, This is all in jest!!! No drugs for me, the only thing I get high on is LIFE!
I use it on everything! It adds a nice flavor, but be careful not to use too much, because one of the main ingredients is MSG. I wish they would do a version with no MSG, but nothing yet.
i think i got a donation maybe once or twice here in the states.
most of the friends don't ask for a donation.
in south america, more people donated, but i think it's because it was phrased differently, we used to say, "you can give whatever you want for this magazine.
When I was a kid they were still charging for the litterature. The small hard cover books were a quarter. I used to offer them at the doors saying they could have 4 different books for only a dollar! It was fun placing sometimes 4 and 8 books during a day of service, oftentimes when others placed none!!!
Or it could be a Va jay-jay!
we have been clearing out my j.w.s mothers house and have extensive library dating back to the 1940's and prior.
we would like to sell these as we must fund her deteriorating care.
anyone interested or have any idea who may want these.
Here is Randy's site that will give you an idea of prices...
http://freeminds.org/sales/booksale.htm
http://freeminds.org/sales/booklets.htm
Here are some Ebay prices...There used to be much more listed, but it is getting so hard to find, and prices continue to climb.
Study this for a couple of weeks, and you will see some rare books come up. Photo Drama usually goes for $100-200, Daily Heavenly Manna goes for $80 and up depending on condition, Studies in the Scriptures, Millenial Dawn, etc. go for good money with the first printings worth the most. A complete set of the very first of bound volumes in a set of 6 average $1500, with single volumes going for $200-250 each volume. Unusual things, such as postcards, pictures, convention programs, banners, etc. are VERY Collectible and usually start bidding wars on some of the rarer stuff. Keep on the lookout for a book called Three Worlds. It is the rarest book of all, and only a handful have been found, and they are worth a minimum of $4000 and up.
If you don't have the time or energy to list everything on Ebay, there are Ebay drop sites in Cities that will list things for you, and arrange all shipping, etc. and will keep a percentage (anywhere from 25-40%) on average, and you get the rest. And some times the percentage drops if you have a lot of things for them to list. Not bad for not having to do any work, it is all done for you. And, they can't really cheat you, because you can see your stuff on Ebay and see exactly what it sells for.
Good luck!
we have been clearing out my j.w.s mothers house and have extensive library dating back to the 1940's and prior.
we would like to sell these as we must fund her deteriorating care.
anyone interested or have any idea who may want these.
Check out some of the prices on Ebay. Some of the earlier books can go for over $200 each. also, some of the early Watchtowers from the teens and before go for really good money, anywhere from $20 each to several hundred each for the earliest ones. Many book dealers and collectors are realizing the high prices, and are beginning to search for the early literature above most other types of books. Just a heads up so you don't get taken on something that is worth a lot!
I recently paid 32.00 for a single Watchtower, and thought it was a bargain!
The book on the table contains the 23,000+ names of known JW child molesters. It is the GB's favorite bedtime book. It is opened to the only page that isn't stuck together.
Sick Bastahds with their fake smiles.
