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  My finest work yet.

  by The_Bad_Seed in

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  blah!?

  blah.

  blah.

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  The ORIGINAL BAD SEED still having the Blahs suffering from cronic constipation.
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  Dub Glossary

  by Farkel in

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  many of you have already seen this, but there are also many new ones posting and lurking.

  this is a little handy reference to help you understand dub-speak.

  i've updated it an added a number of new terms and expressions.. ----------------------.

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  Farkel said

  "Jehover" - the correct pronunciation of the Divine Name in Israel's Southern and poorer districts."

  Just wanted to add to it "Jehover" - how people from Massachusetts pronounce it in modern times
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  HUGE!! St. Petersburg Times Article!

  by Ranchette in

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  edited by - ranchette1 on 22 august 2002 11:30:46.

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  THANK YOU RANCHETTE
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  HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HOPE?

  by minimus in

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  one of the major reasons people get attracted to the jw's is because of their new found "hope".

  if you are disillusioned or are no longer a jw , do you feel that you still have hope?

  or are you unsure, now, about alot of things?

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  HAVE YOU LOST YOUR HOPE?

  No way I hope to go on vaction real soon.
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  Words we no longer use

  by sleepy in

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  what are some words and phrases we no longer use (except when writing here) that we used to use as witnesses.. heres some,.

  theocratic, other crowd, this system of things, new order

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  Rely on Jehovah = cross your arms and go on welfare

  In The Truth = knows everything

  Brother/Sister = pseudo friend

  The Brudders = Brain Police/storm troopers

  Pioneer = busy body

  Are you going to meeting, or I'll see you at meeting. What hell is that?

  Fredhall

  Edited by - Dismembered on 22 August 2002 13:22:1
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  Name Your Funniest Experience Out In Service

  by Dismembered in

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  this should be a fun thread.. one of the funniest things i can remember out in "service" .

  was 2 other guys and myself in a car.

  so we take turns going to the door alone.

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  ok thanks Mr B
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  Two Jehovahs Witnesses Beheaded!

  by deceit in

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  muslim rebels in the southern philippines have beheaded two christian hostages, part of a group of jehovah's witnesses seized on tuesday.

  the two severed heads were found by the philippines military on the remote southern island of jolo.

  the army chief on jolo, brigadier general romeo tolentino, said that a note was attached to one of the heads, saying: "those who do not believe in allah will suffer the same fate.

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  Now that's sad
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  Name Your Funniest Experience Out In Service

  by Dismembered in

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  this should be a fun thread.. one of the funniest things i can remember out in "service" .

  was 2 other guys and myself in a car.

  so we take turns going to the door alone.

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  This should be a fun thread.

  One of the funniest things I can remember out in "Service" . Was 2 other guys and myself in a car. So we take turns going to the door alone. Well Brother Elder gets out, (his turn to go alone) The other guy and myself are watching him take his turn as the house is directly in front of us.

  Bro' Elder w/ bookbag in hand, goes up on a large deck on the side of the house, and tied on a leash & cable runner, is this kinda large dog. He's not barking so the Bro Elder approaches. As soon as he gets to the door on the deck the dogs starts jumping up, going all around him, sniffing the brothers ass like there's no tomorrow. He was relentless. The guy's knocking on the door, the dogs sniffing and jumping all around, meanwhile the brother is now trying to push the dog away with his bookbag. No luck, the dog continues sniffing the daylights outta this guy. The guys face is beet- red by now because me and the other guy are laughing so hard at this (and he sees us) that we are urinating our pants sitting in the car. Finally the elder comes back flustered and red as a beet opens the door and says "That goddam dog! We almost died form cardiac arrest No one ever did come to the door.

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  worst JW introductions

  by sleepy in

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  what were the worst introductions you remmeber people using on the ministry?

  "hello my friend and i....." .

  "hello we've been talking to your neighbours, do you think we can ever see a peaceful world?

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  Hi we were in your neighborhood w/ these magazines, (W&A) you don't want them do you?

  Edited by - Dismembered on 21 August 2002 19:32:9
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  Do JW's pay tithing?

  by Double Edge in

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  a friend of mine said that jw's paid tithing.

  i've never heard it mentioned on this board - is this true, and if so is there a set amount?

  it's biblical so i would expect the jw to say something about it.

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  That was my job too. All I ever seen in the "Donation Boxes" were moths. Tithing, no way but they should. JW'S think Jehovah will provide. Everything is free. No need to worry. Quit your job and go on welfare & pioneer. Our Congo was ALWAYS ALWAYS in the RED.