Posts by harleyquinn

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What were you expelled for?
by Joker10 in
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why were you kicked out?

the honest truth.
harleyquinn

technically, i was df'd for 'bad association' and my suicide attempt during my judicial meeting....they tried to pin the whole sex thing on me, but had no proof....bwaa haa haa
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Story: My First Halloween
by Jim_TX in
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2. experiences
a little background.

when i turned 21, i was still living at my mom's house, and things were getting a bit tense.

she wanted an accounting of all of my activities - at one time taking my car keys away, and... well, it was a nightmare.
harleyquinn

i remember my first 'real' halloween...i dressed up in my ren faire costume and went to my friend's house for a party...nobody wanted to be in charge of answering the door and handing out candy, so i offered...i remember everyone laughed at me when i asked how much candy i should give out and if there was anything special i was supposed to do...haha...i was such a dork! since then, though, halloween is my most favourite holiday...this year i'm topping my dorkiness by dressing in a star trek original series outfit... (yes, i'm a geek)
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What have you been reading lately?
by Preston in
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2. entertainment
blood meridian by cormac mccarthy.

i am legend by richard matheson.

my work is not yet done by thomas ligotti.
harleyquinn

i'm currently reading "the amazing adventures of kavalier & clay" by michael chabon...which totally rocks!! also re-reading "the complete frank miller batman" in prep for the movie next year...
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Please Welcome My Friend Harleyquinn!
by Sassy in
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i wanted you to meet a fellow internet friend of mind.. .

please give her a warm welcome here at jwd .
harleyquinn

Sorry that you have to live in that hell-hole called Caleefoorneeah , but, hey, there're a few pretty decent folks I know that are stuck there with ya...maybe someday y'all will wake up and decide to live the real life up here in Oregon.
haha...and not be able to pump my own gas??? no way!! i'm one of the few people here that was born and raised here...i think i'm going to stay for awhile...but thanks for the offer, onacruse!!!
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Did you know any "Cool" witnesses?
by JH in
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did you know any "out of the ordinary" witnesses, who were completely different from the others?.

i remember once going on a trip with a brother and his family.

they were going 100 mph on the highway, just to show how powerful and smooth their cadilac was.
harleyquinn

there was an elder in my kh who i thought was super cool...he was from new york and a writer...turns out he wrote on all the 'hip' 80's sitcoms like 'different strokes' and 'the facts of life'...he actually was the only decent person in all my 'judicial meetings'..
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The Simpsons Quiz
by Big Tex in
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2. entertainment
the simpsons are the longest running sitcom in television history.

but who performs the voices on the show?

some are easy, some are difficult and some are obscure.
harleyquinn

Me too. Remember Phil Hartman also used to do the lawyer. What was his name????

lionel hutz, atty at law...haha....phil was the bomb!!! i remember when 'futurama' was starting and they sooo wanted phil as zapp brannigan....but then he died...(i prefer the term 'died'...as i cried that entire day when he left)...anyways, i think billy west is doing a dead-on impression on phil as zapp...
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Please Welcome My Friend Harleyquinn!
by Sassy in
1. jw
2. friends
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i wanted you to meet a fellow internet friend of mind.. .

please give her a warm welcome here at jwd .
harleyquinn

goodness, golly, gracious!!!! you all are sooo sweet to welcome me! yes, i'm the same, wonderful, comic-book collecting, simpsons-fanatic, batman-lovin' hq from 'other' boards...thought i'd try on this board for awhile..i figured that i've lurked enough!
thanks, guys!!!
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The Simpsons Quiz
by Big Tex in
1. social
2. entertainment
the simpsons are the longest running sitcom in television history.

but who performs the voices on the show?

some are easy, some are difficult and some are obscure.
harleyquinn

thanks, slippy...it's because i'm secretly lisa simpson....
but i am pretty darned positive that harry shearer does kang & kodos....i've been listening to his radio show for about 13 years...(so there!)
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The Simpsons Quiz
by Big Tex in
1. social
2. entertainment
the simpsons are the longest running sitcom in television history.

but who performs the voices on the show?

some are easy, some are difficult and some are obscure.
harleyquinn

i LOVE sideshow bob!! and i soo miss troy mcclure....
lessee....here are my guesses for the rest: Krusty - dan (do'h, should've known that) Groundskeeper Willie - harry Mayor Quimby - harry? Chief Wiggum - hank Ned Flanders - harry Ralph Wiggum - pamela? Milhouse - nancy? Capt. McAllister - hank Snake - hank? Otto - harry (again, should've known that) Reverend Lovejoy - harry Kent Brockman - dan? Sideshow Mel - ?? Rod & Todd Flanders - pam? Itchy & Scratchy - pam? Kang (and don't forget kodos) - harry
how 'bout now???
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The Simpsons Quiz
by Big Tex in
1. social
2. entertainment
the simpsons are the longest running sitcom in television history.

but who performs the voices on the show?

some are easy, some are difficult and some are obscure.
harleyquinn

i don't know all of them, but i've seen every simpsons episode, if that counts for something!!
Dan Castellaneta (16)
homer, grandpa, barney....
Julie Kavner (3)
marge, patty, selma & mom bouvier
Yeardley Smith (1)
lisa
Nancy Cartwright (4)
bart, nelson, kearney?
Hank Azaria (14)
apu, moe, comic book guy, dr nick riviera...
Harry Shearer (12)
mr burns, smithers, principal skinner, dr hibbert, dr marvin monroe..i think lenny & carl (or that might be hank)
Marcia Wallace (1)
ms. krabapple
Pamela Hayden (5)
mrs. skinner....