what kind of animal are you?.
http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp.
i'm a wild dog .
Mountain goat
Genera and species: Ovis Musimo
Collective Term: A trip of mountain goats
Description
There's a great deal of similarity between the mountain goat and its fellow ungulate the sheep. But this enigmatic creature stands out from the crowd with its unique combination of alertness, generosity and unassuming charm. For the mountain goat is a loner. An edgy, introverted soul.who abhors crowds and puts is nimble legs to work in the great outdoors
OH NO I"M A GOAT!
i'm afraid i killed my cell phone.
i flushed it out with some distilled water hoping that the mud-puddle water would be cleared out and right now i have it in the refrigerator trying to dry it out.
(frost-free refrigerators are great for dehydrating things).
this is why you should buy those warranty things that replace your phone if you do something stooopid like drop them in mud puddles!
(said by a woman whos nephew dropped her cordless phone in the toilet.. )
after 40 years of serving as a regular pioneer and being on the infirm list, the circuit overseer, the po and another elder told her today in a 30 min.
conversation she was going to be announced as no longer pioneering.
the co mostly talked about me, my wife and daughter.
why should she be judged by what an ADULT child of hers does? ( i know..makes as much sense as anything the elders do)
i just really feel badly for her and she is in my prayers.
after 40 years of serving as a regular pioneer and being on the infirm list, the circuit overseer, the po and another elder told her today in a 30 min.
conversation she was going to be announced as no longer pioneering.
the co mostly talked about me, my wife and daughter.
Geez... someone should write and publish an article about her somewhere.its a great human interest story.. let others know if you dedicate your life to the WTBS , once your old and infirm you get the boot. and add up what all those hours in service for 40 yrs would have been worth monetarily if she'd worked a job instead of " volunteering"
i feel for your mother, and hope she isnt too hurt by this but i dont know how she could NOT be devastated.
why does the bible say that a person should scream if threatened with rape?.
" (deuteronomy 29:29) as a group, anointed christians serve as the faithful and discreet slave.
all who want to understand the bible should appreciate that the "greatly diversified wisdom of god" can become known only through jehovah?s channel of communication, the faithful and discreet slave.
Jesus offended others by: 1. Harvesting on the Sabbath. Matthew 12:1-8, Mark 2:23-28, Luke 6:1-5)2. Healing on the Sabbath Matthew 12:10-14, Mark 3:2-4, Luke 6:6-9, 13:14-15, Luke 14:1-5, John 5:9-16, John 7:22-23, John 9:14-16)
3. Made himself equal with God (John 5:18)
4. Allowed a sinner, a "loose woman" to anoint him (Luke 7:38-44, Luke 7:37-50)
5. Allowed expensive perfume to be wasted on himself, instead of giving to the poor (Matthew 26:13, Mark 14:3-10)
6. Ate with tax gatherers and sinners (Matthew 9:10-12, Mark 2:15-17, Luke 5:30, Luke 7:34, Luke 15:1-2)
7. Directed jews to eat his flesh and drink his blood, offensive to their beliefs (John 6:53-66)
today.. by the wtbs, jesus would have been " marked" as weak during a service meeting talk and would have been semi shunned.
the actualy quote from my borg source is this... .
"billions of hearts will soon stop beating.
it was given by a circuit overseer in a talk about armegedon.
well......frankly your talking about the same god that slew 10s of thousands of people cuz king david made him mad..
the same god that killed all first born children cuz pharoh made him mad..
i can see him killing billions. i;d kiss gods ass if i knew which god which way and where. as it stands, every other person has a different idea on who /what god is.. what if you believe the wrong person or the wrong bible ..
i think i'm screwed
what do you believe are the long term effects of having your life turn out to be a lie?.
can a person really be brough up a jehovahs witness and live that life for 20,30,40 or more years and walk away unaffected?.
are the effects similair to say a person who doesn't know they have been adopted and finds out only as an adult their "parents" are not their real ones?.
i know i could be a hero and save 1000 peoples lives carrying them each out on my back...
i could get rich and pay for 1000 peoples life saving medical procedures.....
i could marry, and live happily with a worldly man for the next 50 yrs ....
and still they'd shake their heads... " shame shes gonna die in armageddon.. i always knew she didnt love Jehovah"
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc.
bucharest (reuters) - a elderly romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state rompres news agency said monday.
it said 67 year-old constantin mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
Mistake My Weiner for a Really Really Really Big Turkey Vulture
hmmmm can we quote you on that quotes? lmao
i think some vodka might have been involved in that old fellas escapade!
candidlynuts: of the " knows mens eyes are bigger than their chicken necks" class
i might have the name of the theater wrong... a few years ago after saving for years.. my sis went on a tour of the nyc witness sites.. bethel and that theater etc... she said that seeing that theater made her wonder why they'd renovate such a fancy place when its so hard for her and her family to donate what they can and having to live in an old trailer to raise 3 kids etc..she said this not in a bitter way.. just wondering.. i didnt think much of it back then but now i do.
do they rent it out?
use it exclusively as an assembly hall?
does it bother anyone that the luxury of that is so different than the average jw? most jw's i know live at or below the poverty line.
i've never been there but if it bothered my selfless sis to the point that she was uncomfortable about her contributions.it must really be something.
i might have the name of the theater wrong... a few years ago after saving for years.. my sis went on a tour of the nyc witness sites.. bethel and that theater etc... she said that seeing that theater made her wonder why they'd renovate such a fancy place when its so hard for her and her family to donate what they can and having to live in an old trailer to raise 3 kids etc..she said this not in a bitter way.. just wondering.. i didnt think much of it back then but now i do.
do they rent it out?
use it exclusively as an assembly hall?
just wanted to add.. the witnesses that got up that tour (and i dont know if this is standard) but they scheduled the LAST place they went as the holocaust museum in washington on the way home to see artifacts about the persecuted witnesses of ww2. which is what she came home dwelling on. how she'd hope she'd stay as faithful as those in germany did.
