I was raised in the troof and still have most of my family in so I heard and still here lots of good one's lets see...
In the new system we won't have cars because they didn't have cars in the garden of eden
Wearing bathing suits is wrong, going to the beach and seeing women IN bathing suits is wrong
Oral sex is wrong (this from an 80 year old virgin)
Seeing your wife or husband naked is wrong (this from the same virgin comment during a meeting noone corrected her)
One idiot elder in north jacksonville claimed to have been personaly visited by satan while studying and being offered the ability to play drums on a professional level if he would stop studying (wouldn't that make you study more? what is satan a retard? oh no wait YOU are)
After being abused by a 23 year old the elders aproched me (at age 11 or 12) and said that this guy had come to them and said that I had forced myself on him and they wanted to know why I would do such a thing...
Had an elder get up and for a "local needs" part read an article out of better homes and gardens IN IT'S ENTIREITY with no scriptures or any other comments just read the worldly mag from the platform for 20-25 min
Once had a elder tell a guy dieing of AIDS (this was 87 or 88) that this was god punishing him (no shit he said that right to his face)
The very first time I ever tried to do a door in service the householder stated screaming that I (8 maybe 9) was a murder because I wouldn't let my kids (I was 8 remember) take blood! chased me down the street! He turned out later to be a HUGE pedophile.
Saw a sister slap a kid in the face (hard) in the hall because she said he was lieing to her (he wasn't she just didn't like the answer) nothing said to her she was a pioneer so it was ok
Watching or reading books would make you demonized- this changed every other month harry potter, lord of rings, smurfs, def leopard, you name it
The new blood stuff has been pretty funny to listen too, you can take any part of the blood so long as they've been seperated...
AHHHHHHHH so many memories