Posts by mkr32208

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Morons who steal my laundry detergent.

by Nancy Drake in

i thought the bottle was feeling a little light one day, but i thought maybe my boyfriend did a couple loads (yeah, right.

) then after i bought a full bottle, did one load, and came back to an almost empty bottle, i knew it was theft.

since then, i have to lock it up.

mkr32208

STOP STOP STOP!!!! Everyone knows that the Mormons have money and can buy their OWN detergent (have to keep the sacred undergarments white)

It's really the JEW'S!!! Everyone knows how cheap they are!!!!

Aactually I've had a similer problem I had bought one of the huge tide continers with the little valve on the side that you fill the cup with and it was empty in like two days and I was trying to figure out where it had gone as my laundry room is inside the house... it had all leaked out and run down behind the washer and dryer.... oh my god like a gallon and a half of detergent! what a mess!

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WT: The Perfect Man/Woman Must be Vegetarian

by Gerard in

*** watchtower 1961 december 15 pp.766-767 questions from readers *** questions from readers

when, in genesis 1:30, god says: "to every wild beast of the earth and to every flying creature of the heavens and to everything moving upon the earth in which there is life as a soul i have given all green vegetation for food," are we to understand that this absolutely excludes the idea that any animals ate meat at that time or before that?

and on this basis are we to conclude that all animals will be vegetarian in the new world?

mkr32208

They still sidesteped on the question of where all the poison spewing snakes and bugs came from! What did a PRE-Flood rattlesnake do with it's venom? Sting a strawberry? Bite Eve when she didn't listen? Or do they now hold that adaptation can be so quick and radical that in a mere 3500 years all of these animals became (evolved) poison?

Actually I've always sort of wondered about this if you had two of every animal (and six or eight of some others) how big a boat would you actually need, and you would also need food for all of these animals not just for the year your on board but also for the time needed to get a crop in the ground after you get off the boat also wouldn't you need to have samples of all the trees and seeds and bushes and shrubbries!

the whole story is idiotic!

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A THORN IN HIS ASS?

by Mecurious? in

i have a question about the apostle paul.

in 2cor 12:7 he talks about a thorn in his flesh.

i have never been able to get a good answer on this.

mkr32208

I think it's much more likely he had the visions as a result of epilepsy not the other way around... people who go into diabetic comas or have epileptic fits often come out with visions if I write down what they said they saw that DON'T MAKE IT TRUE!

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For Those Who Have Cartoon Network...

by cypher50 in

you should watch or set your tivo to record the venture brothers tonight (a spoof show on the old johnny quest cartoons)...basically, there is a superhero mer-man who is also a jehovah's witness....

mkr32208

Yeah i love the mer-man who's always giving out tracts and liturature! Thats an awesome show... sadly it's not nearly as good as the best show on adult swim... SEALAB 2021!!!!!!!

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Unwritten prophecies of JWs,

by Brummie in

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...that helped the wt to recover after 1975 failure.

all of us could document the written false prophecies of the wtower, 1799, 1874, 1914 -15-18-19-1935-75.by 2000....etc but how about the unwritten ones?

can you document any?.

mkr32208

I love the catch 22 game that they play if you leave and do well satan's helping you if you leave and do bad gods punishing you... ugh

Of course the witlessess havent cornered the market on stupid either I know a young man who left the witlesses and became a satanist. I asked him "dude WTF" and he said satan gave him "powers" I asked him to elaborate, he said he could start fires... I showed him my lighter (used for work, I don't smoke) and gave him a demonstration of my "powers" I furthur explained that the Bic coorporation required no human sacrifice... He remained unimpressed. He then expanded his claim it seems he could start fires with his mind... I advanced the opinion that the fire might be IN his mind, he was nonplussed by this theory... Long story short he had no powers he was a dork and has since moved on to being a drug dealer... this gave him the "power" to live rent and utility free for six to nine months... I haven't seem him lately (thank god)

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Man Gets 5 Life Sentences!

by Voyager in

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hi friends:------(from the orlando sentinel!

hello valkeria!

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mkr32208

I dunno seems pretty standard witless practice...

step 1 convert some normal person into the truf

step 2 isolate them from friends and family

step 3 pile on tons of guilt and unrealistic expectations

step 4 threaten and abuse them until they become mentaly ill

step 5 df them because they are mentaly ill

sick sad and disgusting all rolled into one!

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Who are the Holy Ones? The 2nd Coming of Christ

by Brownboy in

on november 2nd in the year 1917, the jewish people were acknowledged the right to reconstitute their national home in palestine under the balfour declaration, which was supported by the league of nations.. .

on may 15, 1947 the united nations assembly established the united nations special committe on palestine (unscop).. .

on may 14, 1948 israel gained its independance and became a jewish state in palestine called "medinal israel" (the state of israel).

mkr32208

"All time periods in the bible are given in riddle, or parable, so to speak. In order to equate time periods with bible prophecy, events in history have to coincide"

Or here's an idea! the whole bible is just a giant piece of garbage! It's not inspired it doesnt' mean ANYTHING! Maybe your future isn't all planned out! Maybe you actually have to LIVE your life instead of trying to figure out what some furniture manufacturer who died 2000 years ago thought you should do!

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Store manager fired for foiling robbery

by Big Tex in

this really chaps me.

just unbelievable.

so he's supposed to take a bullet for long john silver?

mkr32208

As too why americans are so violent I think there are lots of reason's.

I think capitilism and democracy breed violence. These systems require people to feel that they are better than everyone around them, it's required. Thats the only way that you can condone stepping on peoples backs to "make it."

Communism and Socialism require you to feel that everyone around you is better than you. Not equal if they were equal then you wouldn't be required to give them any of your wages.

Also the US is a country founded on violence it's entire history is nothing but violence... as someone in the law enforcement field i would LOVE for there to be less guns on the street but the reality in America is that if they don't have guns they use knives, no knives they use clubs, no clubs they use ANYTHING. It's simply a violent socity on the most basic levels. Even people who say they would never hurt a fly regularly shoot the bird at people, cut people off yell and curse at people while driving... violence is EVERYWHERE here.

Don't think that europe is safe either as more counties become capitalist and more "free" the violence begins to rise. Compare statistics from 20 years ago to today and see if I'm not right!

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restoring my plaster walls - any suggestions?

by RevMalk in

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when i first bought my home, i had planned on putting drywall over the lathe and plaster walls that exist now.. after thinking it over, i decided to restore the plaster to keep the home original.

that and the fact that the cherry molding would have to be removed on the first floor and i really don't want to do that.. anyway, i have been scraping the paint and paper off the walls and the plaster is actually in really good shape aside from a few areas.. the worst thing is that in a few spots the plaster is not attached to the lathe any longer.

the plaster is ok, but you can push it in and out from the lathe.. does anyone have any ideas on how i can fix that problem without ripping the plaster off?.

mkr32208

the problem with mating plaster with drywall is that it's very very hard to match the surface's drywall is so smooth and plaster always has a bit of texture too it

there are some surface treatments that you can trowel over the entire wall to give it a singular surface it's called... sand surface, or trowel on or some such thing you can actually mix paint in with it and then you don't have to paint it when your done...

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Who are the Holy Ones? The 2nd Coming of Christ

by Brownboy in

on november 2nd in the year 1917, the jewish people were acknowledged the right to reconstitute their national home in palestine under the balfour declaration, which was supported by the league of nations.. .

on may 15, 1947 the united nations assembly established the united nations special committe on palestine (unscop).. .

on may 14, 1948 israel gained its independance and became a jewish state in palestine called "medinal israel" (the state of israel).

mkr32208

first it's 42 months = 42 years then it's 42 months = 42 months doesn't make sense get a grip it's not true

the big event that happened in 59 was some construction worker forming a secret group? come on please!

and what happened in 2001? it's an important date why?